did jon successfully turn a ho into a housewife

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

mom I need to let you know something, I ironically pretended to be a girl on the internet, I don't do that anymore, all the irony Is gone, and now i go by the name of brenda, so please address all future birthday cards to brenda

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fake lily is actually a man and thats why fake lily got so mad about biff spigler videos in her thread

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Originally Posted by Cag.

i am literally property lmfao

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you need to assert your independence. cheat on him.

cags, you need to have an nsa fuck buddy relationship with a Mexican man

monogamy is nice u should try it monde

cag acting like she hasn't already cheated on jon

jeez lol

men stink

this has nothing to do with gender, I know you and jon. you have no morals and probably don't care about him beyond what he can do for you, and he's a limp noodle dictionary definition level cuck

2+2=x where x = cag got some strange since she's been married, probably a few times

:o

oh here we go again

might as well tell us about it, jon doesn't post here anymore

lmao no one else wants a washed up rape whore like me

men are terrible

bullshit, you could get a stevey level incel in like 10 minutes, or a m0nde level guy if you spent a couple of hours plying him with alcohol

bitches love drugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AwGFzaqeac

you have a vagina you could be 400 lbs with acne covering every inch of your body and you could get laid with a reddit post don't give me that shit

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Originally Posted by Cag.

lmao no one else wants a washed up rape whore like me

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whats up

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Originally Posted by root ghost

whats up

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dude this guy slaps coconuts cag and he's all over you, have some self confidence you can absolutely cheat on jon

I've done p well in my sex life and I;'ve never fucked a coconut slapper, but it doesn't seem like it would be that hard for you. legit jealous right now.

I'd totally eat your ass cag

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

jon seems like he would be a tidy person and probably gives you dirty looks when he's cleaning up

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jon seems like he gets home from work and plays video games until he goes to sleep probably has long unkempt nails so he can open oranges which is the only thing he eats so he doesnt get scurvy

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Originally Posted by skrizach

jon seems like he gets home from work and plays video games until he goes to sleep probably has long unkempt nails so he can open oranges which is the only thing he eats so he doesnt get scurvy

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oh wait no that's dp, jon is actually cool and a sharp dresser

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Originally Posted by skrizach

oh wait no that's dp, jon is actually cool and a sharp dresser

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would u date him then?

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Originally Posted by internutt

would u date him then?

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I don't think our wives would like that very much

your wife is more open minded than you think

get your wife to post here

she's not that open minded

post her nudes ashe'll never popst here which means she'll never know also we've all seen your penis already

maybe someday