Sherman, do you have a list of all your tattoos?

We know

I dream of the day when I'm built like Bluto and have a tacky tattoo of a woman's name in some cringy celtic font

the time has come for the government to step in and outlaw tribal tattoos, celtic fonts and barbed wire around the bicep

I want to get cool fun tattoos

you should get a character from the Japanese alphabet

you should get a certain mexican forum guy's name as a tramp stamp

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you should get a certain mexican forum guy's name as a tramp stamp

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What happened to that guy

he found love on tinder and realized this place was holding him back

Damn

behind every tattoo lies a story

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behind every tattoo lies a story

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U don’t have any yet?

no i have no tattoos, they really aren't my thing. probably hurts too much for me to tolerate

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behind every tattoo lies a story

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https://www.askideas.com/media/46/Ho...Left-Wrist.jpg

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https://www.askideas.com/media/46/Ho...Left-Wrist.jpg

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thats a fat girl's arm lol

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behind every tattoo lies a story

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it's a cold michigan february. sherman parks his f250 superduty with chrome stacks front of a tattoo parlor, pausing to chuckle at the truck nutz hanging from the trailer hitch. 'never gets old', he thinks to himself as he spits out his chaw and walks inside. he approaches the artist, an olympic level douchebag with a chinstrap beard a wallet chain and a no fear t-shirt. 'give me the trashiest thing you've got', he says, and offers a precracked coconut as payment.

if i were to get a rubynet themed tattoo, what would it be?

the one ring

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thats a fat girl's arm lol

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:dogarms:

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if i were to get a rubynet themed tattoo, what would it be?

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a swastika with 14/88 under it

get the words

LISA CODY CAG on your left ass cheek

rubynet themed

Elz name for sure

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rubynet themed

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all of these are rubby themed

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it's a cold michigan february. sherman parks his f250 superduty with chrome stacks front of a tattoo parlor, pausing to chuckle at the truck nutz hanging from the trailer hitch. 'never gets old', he thinks to himself as he spits out his chaw and walks inside. he approaches the artist, an olympic level douchebag with a chinstrap beard a wallet chain and a no fear t-shirt. 'give me the trashiest thing you've got', he says, and offers a precracked coconut as payment.

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if i were to get a rubynet themed tattoo, what would it be?

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Get one with the names of all of the guys you used and broke their hearts here

betrayed to

tattoos are cool tattoos for names aren't

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the time has come for the government to step in and outlaw tribal tattoos, celtic fonts and barbed wire around the bicep

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same with black and grey forest tattoos those are so fucking gay

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Originally Posted by Dustin

same with black and grey forest tattoos those are so fucking gay

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nautical stars on the other hand

why is it alwways criminals who get tattoos