why dont you go visit her on her birthday in feb and give her her birthday present a good fuck thats what shes looking for go for itQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
why dont you go visit her on her birthday in feb and give her her birthday present a good fuck thats what shes looking for go for itQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
im feeling fuct to make dinner lately i did that big ass turkwy and dry brined it whih was a huge success but i didnt do anything else so ive just been eating tirkwy sandwiches.
ive got nipples can ypu miilk me?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bev.
I'm making those rolls in the cardboard tube that you whack on a counter to open, they only take 10 minutes that's about all I hjave the patience for. I was hoping my late lunch would carry me through to bedtime but not happeningQuote:
Originally Posted by internutt
you should get a tv dinner its quicker lolQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
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Originally Posted by Bev.
thats why boomers like you are dying. you dont even k ow what actual food is. literally the worst generation.
fucking scum
I try to avoid microwave stuff, aside from vegetables it just doesn't taste good and most processed frozen crap can be cooked in the oven in less than 20 minQuote:
Originally Posted by Bev.
I've tried stoeffers, marie calendar, all that shjit, none of it's good in the microwave. even hot pockets are way better out of the oven.
i dont eat tv dinners there not as good as they used to be they made them smaller and taste like shitQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
it might have been your old weak 80's microwave, the ones today are hotter and cook faster so they ruin the food even more than the old ones
no i just got it 5 month agoQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
I use my microwave for instant spanish rice, frozen vegetables, popcorn, and heating up mugs of cider. that's about it
what I mean is the ones in the 70's and 80's didn't get as hot so they took longer but the food came out betterQuote:
Originally Posted by Bev.
i just use it for left overs and sometimes i heat up my coffeeQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
bev has confirmed she is a true white nigger.
ever use it for kittycats?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bev.
go to hellQuote:
Originally Posted by internutt
the cat scratches at the door while microwave buzzing fills its burning ears. its locked in all it can see is my grinning mouth and emotionless aZn eyes staring at it.
Does the fur fall out everywhere or does it disintegrate
This thread wasn't worth to read, isn't internutt a good comedian like dp? I'm pretty sure internutt sucks at making good threads
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Originally Posted by juji