stevey you are lisa's next boyfriend, so you better watch out, be very carefull on penguin island, lot's of werid austliran anmails could eat you, or lisa's brown vagaina could swallow you up hole,
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stevey you are lisa's next boyfriend, so you better watch out, be very carefull on penguin island, lot's of werid austliran anmails could eat you, or lisa's brown vagaina could swallow you up hole,
dude I'm not lying my dick is honest to fucking god who isn't real but idk who else to be honest to myself, and you, honestly my dick is barely bigger than my middle finger it's small in asia, I need a girl who plays second life and goes on all the insane fuck machiens in that game and wants them irl because I could build them and then they could sit on that all day lisa isn't that kinda girl she wants a man with a 20 foot dick and not only that but she wants a guy who is gonna abuse her and beat her up and shit and while I'd knock her good just once for the sake of this forum I woudln't hit her more than once forever and she'd be bored of me within a week once the pain from that one good hit goes away and then I just blew 10 grand for nothing, fuck that I could get a winnebago and jerk off
I can't even pretend like I want it to happen because before you know it during one of lisa's out of body experiences she could accidentally fall in love with me in one of those rare moments when she almost thinks she wants a nice guy in her life and unliek rooty I'm not fucking dumb enough to walk off a cliff after watching somebody else walk off ac liff especially if the second person did it too and I'm third in line I' mdouble not walking off thatclfiff fuck you dp no
I literally cannot have another crazy person in my life especially anotehr crazy person that level I don't even wanna pretend about it
buying you a one way ticket to penguin island you will have to find your own way home
as soon as I got to penguin island I'd just walk to marnie's house and live with her
I know it's a long walk but imagine how fucking ripped I'd be by the time I got there she would sit my face insatntly
well since she lives in enland, and uhhhh penguin island is in austlira i would say that's not possible at all
swimming is an even better workout then walking
true but I'd prefer to walk to her house, I'd swim but not only would "and I would swim five hundred miles and iii-IIII would swim etc" sound really gay it would be "and I w-blublubulblblubl -dred miles and iii-IIIblublubulbulblub -dred more"Quote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
instead of rep how about a chair I can sit in without being in pain so I can start making money in second life
Borrow some money from rooty
cag makes lisa look like a picture of sanity
lisa is rub her own shit on the walls crazy, cag is cut your dick off while your sleeping crazy, it's 2 different things
but no matter how you slice it, there both horrible fucking people and i want them both to die painfully
She only rubs shit on the wall because she is poor not because she is crazy
lmao
if cag was the kind of girl who really occasionally went a little bonkers and maybe threw her boyfriend through the shower I would maybe actually be interestd like that's the only thing left on the lsit of things I need to fallin love with cag
codey and cagm, sititng in a club, p o s t i n g
Let's not get carried awayQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
Broke dick mountain
A whole subforum devoted to rootys broken roid dick.