so you get a call from that top job you've always wanted and you come in for an interview

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Originally Posted by sex with dead people

Is your dad still coming into your room and wearing your clothes?

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i'd suck his dick

I turned images off due to shitty gif reason.

would you blindfold me and do me sideways?

how about you turn off your computer due to your shitty posting ability reason

dont be mean to killgreys

registration should be turned off and all lizards banned

you can touch my lizard

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Originally Posted by marks98

you can touch my lizard

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lol

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Originally Posted by stalker virus

how about you turn off your computer due to your shitty posting ability reason

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I'm posting from my phone. Your insults won't deter me from fondling your dead corpse.

i rmbr when this forum got started and i thought it didn't have enough material to make jokes with.

so yes,

THREAD OFFICIALY CLOSED.

hi

hey what's up

i dont cry when my dog runs away

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Originally Posted by jon

hey what's up

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i logged out ago, busy with gf.

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Originally Posted by cberry

and you sit down and i am the interviewer, standing between you and your dream job

how do you convince me you're the one for the job

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this happened to me a little while ago except it was a shit job that I now have and hate I just acted all friendly and eager to please and didn't include the jobs where I quit with potty language in my work history

so you work for cberry

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Originally Posted by sex with dead people

Is your dad still coming into your room and wearing your clothes?

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:sickburn:

is this thread closed

how are you

I would probably bring some of my homemade chili. I can make a mean chili. It'll give ya farts just a word of warning. dont say i didnt tell ya

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Originally Posted by Marco

I hire kneegrows all the time. They're good people. I pay em in skittles and Shlitz
Malt liquor.

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its a beautiful system

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Originally Posted by jon

is this thread closed

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hate mongering admins want to close threads by a black people reason. this just aint acceptable yall

It's obvious cherry was trolling when starting this thread.

A nigger trying to get a job.... :goodone:

aber had sex with cberry (he's not white)

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Originally Posted by m0nde

aber had sex with cberry (he's not white)

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why do I get the feeling you've never had sex with anyone ever?

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Originally Posted by Cody

@jon @clay make thread tagging work here god dammit, it will be fun.also fix allison smiley fuck m0nde's whining.

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please move the :lizard:s back to the :lizard:arium

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Originally Posted by Cody

see what i mean. you're just so....

nf man, nf...

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oh don't be precious just say it....

he's stupid

why haven't the :lizard:s been moved back to the :lizard:arium yet?

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Originally Posted by Cody

m0nde, like (almost) everyone here has qualities that are overlooked until someone needs them. I dont just randomly attack people for being a little sarcastic at me when i'm the one who brought shit up. unless im drunk, then all bets are off

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oh stop it

the shit head is bumping the ramen threads and spamming about lizards in every other thread

I have watched him do this for a couple of days now and say that I've been more than loaded enough to spring off a couple of comments about what a stupid douche he is.

Otherwise he should come and try and pick on a big girl like me instead of stalking some chick because he saw her have sex.

No sympathy, sorry.

I doubt I'll ever need any of m0nde's "qualities".