If I didn't live in pyjamas and not go out

I was just outside and I came home to poop just wanna rub it in u geeknerds faces :butt:

Gonna go back and see a bunch of ppl I hate I went to highschool with and gloat about how they all got coalburners pregnant and\or are horribly depressed alcoholics

Why can't you just shit outside like a normal person

Because i could tell it wasn't gonna be a one wiper and a piece of newspaper I found on the sidewalk or one of my socks isn't gonna cut it

Smells rly bad like baby poop

I didnt consider having to wipe since i usually don't