cag did you put 1776 dicks in your various holes over the holiday

cag make this your avatar

http://media.giphy.com/media/vruckG6ovBnCE/giphy.gif

too much work to change my avatar

I have been sexually inactive for the past 5 or so months now, and this problem arose probably a week or so ago... so I think I can officially rule out STD's. No matter how much I clean my penis, it still smells like fish. I literally have no idea what to do. I'm talking up this chick at the moment, and I don't want my junk smelling like sht if I happen to get down and dirty with her eventually. Repping the most helpful posts ITT. This is 100% SRS.

http://i.imgur.com/giA6ceb.gif

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Originally Posted by cag,

try not to be creepy for one day, male chauvenist pig

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it's so difficult with you

omg those avatars are horrible lmao. how about a nice fuzzy kitten? ^__^

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Originally Posted by maks

cag make this your avatar

http://media.giphy.com/media/vruckG6ovBnCE/giphy.gif

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I'll do it for her one day remind me

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

http://i.imgur.com/giA6ceb.gif

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Originally Posted by cag,

I have been sexually inactive for the past 5 or so months now, and this problem arose probably a week or so ago... so I think I can officially rule out STD's. No matter how much I clean my penis, it still smells like fish. I literally have no idea what to do. I'm talking up this chick at the moment, and I don't want my junk smelling like sht if I happen to get down and dirty with her eventually. Repping the most helpful posts ITT. This is 100% SRS.

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:stare:

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Originally Posted by steveyos666

it's so difficult with you

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everyone needs to picture me as a dude tugging my really long, floppy dick naked at the computer reading the rubynet posts

it's so cute when you guys share accounts it does not make me want to brutally chop you both up into little pieces and mix up both your parts in a bag and shake them all around

too many men in this thread im getting uncomfortable

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Originally Posted by cag,

oh it smells like fabric softener and soap i guess i don't know im not gonna smell it which is what you're trying to get me to do.

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shove your fingers in there and have your roomates smell your fingers,,

say this to them,,

what does this smell like to you???


report back to this thread with there awnser..

thanks in advacne cag

did not read that last post, did not read it, averting my eyes

I picture you as having a dick but the rest o fyou I don't change not evne your face

sorry

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

shove your fingers in there and have your roomates smell your fingers,,

say this to them,,

what does this smell like to you???


report back to this thread with there awnser..

thanks in advacne cag

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harsssh

:time: waiting on you cag,, got things to do, places to be,, hurry this up,

YAWN

omg! fucking dp not reading that post. i only got to line 2 this time before i scrolled to safety

i know its really gross dont wanna see nope stop

I"m not gonna read any dp post ever

in fact I'm not evengoing to read any posts I"m going tgo bed

stevey no!!!! you have to white knight me from the evil dp until he decides to go to bed which should be in about 2 hours

nah, you fucked marco

*lets go of your hand as your hanging of cliff*

;] Doli. It's Done. Tell Hitler And The Boys.

stevey don't do this to me.. no.. No.. NO

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Originally Posted by steveyos666

YAWN

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hahaha that's litttlerely a lisa post, lol god dam kill yourself right now stevey RIGHT NOW,, nothing at all left to live for anymore

*takes off 69 pairs of sunglasses, puts the last pair back on which are shaped like 6 9, looks at doli throws them cuts doli's and dp's heads off, catches cag just as she's about to hit the ground, then still doesnt' fuckign get laid and ugh*