Not that Im a dog or anything.
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Not that Im a dog or anything.
"Meow."
I want to hear all the wacky and insane details of furry life, preferably the sexual stuff because undoubtedly the funniestQuote:
Originally Posted by EPSON
if you're not comfortable with that I'd settle for a detailed rundown of your fursona's backstory and an itemized list of how much you've paid for fursuits and fursuit accessories
I dont dress to impress.
do you lick the back of your hand and wipe it all over your face or do you take boring human showers
do furries give each other fleas instead of crabs, and how do you get them out of a fursuit? do you get mad when drunken frat boys make cat sounds at you and pretend to scratch you? have you ever been chased by a dog when suited up & if so what did you do? do cats hump your leg? what does mice really taste like? have you put sticky-cups on your hands and feet and pretended to be one of those garfield dolls you see in cars?
would you fuck someone in a dogsuit while youre in a catsuit?
Sounds like youve had a ruff couple of days Blumpkin. Why dont you grab a bowl of ice cold milk and relax.
how do you figure? the past three months have been fuckin delightful for me today is the same
these are all honest questions you should dignify them with real answers i want answers and expect to see some after i get back from the beauty shop
So you don't own a fursuit?Quote:
Originally Posted by EPSON
also please answer bob's questions he has some good ones
:bump:
have you ever seen anyone wearing a fursuit get hit by a car?
Never. But I have been almost mobbed by fans on occasion at various comic cons.
do you take them out back and yiff with them?
can you retrofit a cat carrier as a sex dungeon?
do you get off on shitting on your partner's floor and being told what a naughty kitty you are?
Do you eat out of a bowl on the floor?
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Originally Posted by maks
Slow down guys, you are beginning to sound like crazed fans. I will answer all of your questions one at a time.
fagget patrol this furry piece of shit
Bump
purely, utterly shit thread
well played
(rocks a rockin chair over epson's tail)
cant even read epsons posts because his avatar is blocking post
Bump
Strange Days....
cant evern read the first word thanks to your awseom PICTURE NAME
Epson my main man, what's up, been bumping this thread for a few years now
never answered any of my questions...Quote:
Originally Posted by EPSON