why do you smell like shoe polish
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why do you smell like shoe polish
What do you care, you shoe polish smelling mother fucker!?Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.
37.
end this.
yeah good ideaQuote:
Originally Posted by sup bros
would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
FIFTEEN BUCKS LITTLE MAN, PUT THAT SHIT IN MY.......nooo...must...stop.....fuuuuuuuuuu
they're exquisiteQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
no, we can't be quoters, it has to end HERE AND NOW.Quote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
not even supposed to be here todayQuote:
Originally Posted by sup bros
currently at work and really not supposed to be here today.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
I am supposed to be working today but I should have been done hours ago
There comes a time in every man's life when they ask themselves "WHAT THE FUCK IS WERMACHT!?"
everyone neg rep cody
Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
the jew ziplining from the rafters, doi.
The man hating dyke. Do you know why? Because the other three are FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATIONQuote:
Originally Posted by Cody
true dat. wait..what...santa...nooooooooo.
everyone neg rep cody.