jon's just angry she doesn't ahve a yoshi tatoo
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jon's just angry she doesn't ahve a yoshi tatoo
Ok Jon we get it, you're not all alone in a dimly lit apartment with a pile of rifles and broccoli ears
Jon needs to hook up with some girl with 5+ kids
ruby outed me, might as well tell teh truth, my "girlfriend" is actually my life partner mark
http://i.imgur.com/xwIVzJS.jpg
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.......................................jon is an ass pirate. lol
marco doesn't game, cannot even get a simple skyrim joke on a forum full of autistic gamerkids
women are useless they just turn all the lights on in your house at 3am and then wait for someone to talk to them
http://i.imgur.com/Pyr6etb.jpg
literally just staring at her phone, like, what the fuck, get back in bed
have u tried beating her
Women just have these really fucked up brains and self esteem issues. All you have to do is tell them "sorry" a million times and buy them chocolates or stuffed animals.Quote:
Originally Posted by jon
really great first post,Quote:
Originally Posted by smithsonian
Who are you?Quote:
Originally Posted by smithsonian
wonder if his second post is gonna be as good as that first one about how all women are stupid
i'd love a girl like that but, i'm way waaaay worseQuote:
Originally Posted by jon
I don't just sleep in all morning, ill sleep in all day, ill sleep in all WEEK sometimes, and then play skyrim or warcraft 3 or minecraft or something all night
i'm a night owl, Hoot! Hoot!
anyways, girls like that and guys like me tend not to work out together even though it feels like we should be together but there's gotta be someone there with daytime stability
opposites attract dude
you guys are scaring off the new poater
oh shit people replied. It's almost like having internet friends thanks guys.Quote:
Originally Posted by juji
But yeah I didn't say they where stupid I said they have fucked up brains. It's not their fault. Genetics man.
I figured it was a pretty good first post too. I'm basically and expert on women. I can give you all tips if you want.
smithsonian should I break up with my rich doctor girlfriend for the chick who always has her cleavage exposed at work and makes $12 an hour would that be a sound financial decision
should I buy gold from glenn beck
maks,
1. Yes. You don't want some bitch pretending like she knows what's best for you all the time like telling you to "remember to drink your fluids" and shit like you don't already know. I mean god damn it's not like I have ebola
2. Yes just look at this face: http://puu.sh/cHMZ7/36b4ef8b09.jpg
that's some p good advice he advised me to do the things I was going to do regardless of what he said you guys should listen to this dude
wha t is this?
rubynet's dear abby essentially
i mean, did he just post a picture of his face, trying to be funny?
look man he told me to fuck the girl at work that's all I needed to hear
treating women like pieces of meat
I legit love this girl and have been thinking about her nonstop for months so eat a dick
CAN'T YOU MOTHERFUCKER BE HAPPY FOR ME chirst you're worse than my girlfriend
I just did. ^__^Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
who gives a shit about financesQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
i could finance a blow-up penis balloon in place of an actual penis, i'd rather keep things simple though
family values marks, famiuly values