just got the living shit friendzoned outta me

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

when we were shooting pool on the first time we went out her cop friend is there and goes, "she's a great girl so you just treat her right!", not dickishly.
i'm like "yeah i really like her", to the cop.
she gives me this strange face
i'm all "hahah what;s that face supposed to mean?"
she goes "you don't wanna like a girl like me, i don't know what i want." smiling the whole time

i fucking hate that it always means one of two thigns from a chick 1) "i want out completely" 2) "i want to fuck and chuck you"
it was my shot at pool so i took it.

wonder if i should've said something different then?

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"Of course, I'm a gentleman" or "I know how to treat a lady"

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Originally Posted by plusle riot

i've only ever met pronoun and internutt, plus not all irl meetings are to hook up, pronoun and I never did.

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stop ruining my delusion please I was hoping to meet my soulmate on this gay nigger dick forum and you're shattering my dreams

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

when we were shooting pool on the first time we went out her cop friend is there and goes, "she's a great girl so you just treat her right!", not dickishly.
i'm like "yeah i really like her", to the cop.
she gives me this strange face
i'm all "hahah what;s that face supposed to mean?"
she goes "you don't wanna like a girl like me, i don't know what i want." smiling the whole time

i fucking hate that it always means one of two thigns from a chick 1) "i want out completely" 2) "i want to fuck and chuck you"
it was my shot at pool so i took it.

wonder if i should've said something different then?

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I probably would've just grunted or gone uh huh or ignored him I hate talking about feelings and gay shit like that and girls love wondering whether you actually like them or not so it all works out

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Originally Posted by maks

stop ruining my delusion please I was hoping to meet my soulmate on this gay nigger dick forum and you're shattering my dreams

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we'll always have Danbury but first i'll need to stop by Cosimo's brick oven

:fffffff:

I like sex. Very nice.

mr. tit lmao

fitting name

ugh she used Splat on that poor cat. i'm not surprised his skin is still blue. I used that shit a few years ago and got someo n my forehead and it stained my skin. i tried everything to get it off, tried scrubbing it off with soap, scratching it off, i even went so far as to use nail polish remover (which left me with some nasty chemical burns) and my forehead was still purple, scratched and burnt. in the end i read about cigarette ash mixed with shampoo being some hairdresser's secret to getting dye off and that actually worked (somewhat).

dye your entire skin blue so you can be a na'vi irl

i'd end up looking more like a smurf

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot..._6543363_n.jpg

and ya thta's actually rollergirl

pretty sure that's a dude

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Originally Posted by plusle riot

ugh she used Splat on that poor cat. i'm not surprised his skin is still blue. I used that shit a few years ago and got someo n my forehead and it stained my skin. i tried everything to get it off, tried scrubbing it off with soap, scratching it off, i even went so far as to use nail polish remover (which left me with some nasty chemical burns) and my forehead was still purple, scratched and burnt. in the end i read about cigarette ash mixed with shampoo being some hairdresser's secret to getting dye off and that actually worked (somewhat).

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did you put vaseline in your scalp first? then you wash it out of your hair while leaving it on your scalp, apply the dy, and it wont stain your skin

yeah i always put petroleum jelly around my hairline,never needed to put it on my scalp but if you use that splat crap you would.

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Originally Posted by plusle riot

i'd end up looking more like a smurf

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot..._6543363_n.jpg

and ya thta's actually rollergirl

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oh fug :fap:

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Originally Posted by plusle riot

we'll always have Danbury but first i'll need to stop by Cosimo's brick oven

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http://i.imgur.com/kzYrf.jpg

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Originally Posted by dadadan

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:monocle: just looked at her channel this girl gets fucked on cam for a living

i would stuff my cawk right in her tight ass.

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Originally Posted by maks

I'm a gentleman

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I am Doctor Remulak.