so...this christmas tree ain't gonna throw itself out

:gay: hello possum

convert to judaism babby

i will spin ya dreidel wit my tongue

watch out tim shes after your foreskin

and not in the good way!

she can take my foreskin but she cant take my chickens

didn't your chcikens already take your foreskin?

depends on your definition of take

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i'm convinced. welcome home i've missed you...there is really no emoticon to convey what i'm feeling right now except maybe :stare: as i reel from shocked elation or elating shock whichever way you look at it. i;m really stoned right now but wow so happy you came back

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i'm glad to see you're here!!! now i'm just waiting for you to be online...

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Originally Posted by stalker virus

i will spin ya dreidel wit my tongue

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gurl you can tear it up like a challah

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i'm glad to see you're here!!! now i'm just waiting for you to be online...

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am i fashionably late~

they say punctuality is a virtue of the bored, so no worries...

this is great, feels good man... also i'm stoned and going down memory lane... http://s124.beta.photobucket.com/user/avastars/library/

i was actually unconscious and sweating out my most recent hangover, woke up to Amish Mafia on the tv

and you thought it was the worst dream ever...

how does that show even work? the production team has to use generators? in the previews they don't even look amish...

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this is great, feels good man... also i'm stoned and going down memory lane... http://s124.beta.photobucket.com/user/avastars/library/

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i was so lit last night, thought i was seeing shit when i saw your posts. man i need to work on a new av at some point

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and you thought it was the worst dream ever...

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yeah p. much. woke up speaking some bastardized form of amish dutch all gurble gurble shlurble flergen ergen bergen

has it really been 2 years? time goes by so fast, especially since i'm old as fuck now...

pls you're only a yr older than me

i'm supposed to be a responsible adult by now and i still laugh at fart jokes and play with myself...

yeah man what's wrong with you. farts are serious. god, just grow up

i think it's been like a year and a half... also, flatulence is no laughing matter...

yeah it's been close to 2 yrs, where did you get to?

just living life, my free time just shrank away...

well i'm glad you came back. you're home now :hug:

and they say you can never go home again... this is my 3rd or fourth time coming back after a long absence, can't quit you baby...

good thing i don't have a 12 step program

speaking of, i still haven't had a drop of alcohol... smoke weed everyday still... same girlfriend, she's wonderful...

the black one?

i seldomly smoke these days so when i do it tears me the eff up. decided to lay off the liquor due to some regrettable and unfortunate incidents. still got my beer/wine and cigarettes

liquor seems to facilitate those kinds of incidents...

i lost my maidenhood on liquor ;_; NOT. EVEN. ONCE. ok, maybe once.