What are your irrational fears?

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Originally Posted by fanfare

Patterns of holes.. The tryptophoboia thing.. And orange soap suds in the sink after washing dishes with pasta sauce on them. Also the fear of fearing i might randomly fear human beings at any given moment. I think fear of inducing psychosis from thinking about it too hard, I guess perhaps that's more of painic worry.. last but not least the fear of the sound of taking a piece of glass and like pinching it with needle nose players it does something weird to my nose and penis like makes it super uncomfortablE

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sometimes I look at my macaroni and cheese and it looks like a monster with a hundred eyes looking at me :scared:

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

sometimes I look at my macaroni and cheese and it looks like a monster with a hundred eyes looking at me :scared:

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it's yog sothoth

ruby

that show is the reason I'm racist against canadians

i hate mayo and ill never eat anything with mayo in it, ive never had mayo and i never will

Ruby stop inhaling my weed that comes out your usb ports

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Originally Posted by dp

ruby

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putting tomato sauce on macaroni and cheese

my god

its genius

lmao marks comes in @ 1:30

fuck you I'm way funnier than that faggot

I'm scared of snakes once this indian girl got back from visiting her family and told me how she found a cobra in the toilet and her uncle killed it with a stick I checked the toilet for snakes and worried about them while I took my dumps for a month after that

not scared of shit I probably should be scared of I almost got sent to prison 20 minutes ago I was speeding and kind of drunk and had an open container in the cup holder and an illegal weapon under the seat and I'm sure there are baggies with weed or coke residue somewhere in the car because my sorority skank sister drove it for a week and I saw a cop on my ass so I turned a corner real quick and parked and he pulled up next to me and got all shitty like slow down I could give you a 120 dollar ticket and I laughed at him and he went all :dinorage: like motherfucker quit laughing I can still pull you over I was about to call him a fag and tell him to s my d but I just got out and pretended I was going somewhere and was like ok whatever

tell me more about your sorority skank sister

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Originally Posted by lnopia the great

tell me more about your sorority skank sister

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agreed, and post pictures please

gonna have to cyberstalk me for that

I'm afraid of obese monsters like clay, Ramen and Steveyos

and the drug cartels skinning you alive I presume

afraid of getting high again, and also afraid of never ever getting high again.

ok i thought of this one on friday night when i got my period ROLL TIDE . ok so sometimes when my cramps get super bad i freak out wondering if maybe i am really in labor like all those dumb bitches off that show 'I Didn't Know I was Pregnant' that end up having toilet babies. idk some chicks get their periods during pregnancy or something :shrug:

can't you just take a pamprin or something to get rid of the cramps

i took a couple of pain relievers before they even fully kicked in, ze pillz, zey do nuzzink. i probably have endemetriosis it's been this way for as long as i can remember

monde is lurking in this thread possibly j/o to the thought of you giving him a redbeard

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/image....ine=1355673294

How pathetic that you losers are too afraid to have a civil conversation. I guess confident women give you weak ass nerds the shivers.

what the fuck are you jibberjabbering on about this thread is perfectly civil and nobodys been afraid of a woman here

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Originally Posted by dadadan

gonna have to cyberstalk me for that

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