Honestly, how the fuck did you clean creampie before you get baby?Quote:
Originally Posted by urkles girlfriend
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Honestly, how the fuck did you clean creampie before you get baby?Quote:
Originally Posted by urkles girlfriend
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Originally Posted by juji
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Originally Posted by urkles girlfriend
I wouls accept camorons Michigan wine before the vase of nigger semen. Im literally starting to heave at the very thought of it tbh. And elz, u can rinse the outside of vagina with special vagina soap like summers eve or vagisil, but putting water and soap up the vagina is actually not good
can't wait till cag replaces her birth control with tic tacs tacs to trap jon
already poked holes in my diaphragm. jon is sooo fucked lmao
just kidding, i dont want a fucking invader in my uterus sucking up all my nutrients and making me fat. so not worth
the cons of having children:
they ruin your body
they are annoying and loud
you won't get to relax, always have to take care of them
they shit themselves
they are a waste of money
they ruin your sex life
they eat crumbs off the ground.
Actually I wanted to ask you which is birth control you used, pills or DIU?Quote:
Originally Posted by urkles girlfriend
i was on pills, but i dont take them anymore. planning on getting the depro shot
ive never had a dui
But i's not good for unexplained vaginal bleeding like you got blood clot and breast cancer, you look like skeleton, this medicine can cause bone lossQuote:
Originally Posted by urkles girlfriend
Btw, if you say you wouldn't spend for pills, it seems you want depo shot because it's less expensive than pills, besides you want long-term sex
Seasonique has 12 weeks of estrogen/progestin pills, followed by 7 days of low-estrogen pills -- which results in 4 light, short periods a year. It is similar to Seasonale but has 7 days of low-dose estrogen instead of placebo pills.
this one seems good tbh.. 4 light peroids a year. my last peroid i bled for 10 goddamn days
hope i dont have vagina cancer or something
Everytime I go to gym, I see women do squatting that showed me their nice asses while Im doing sit ups, it made me feel better and it's giving me endorphins a lot but it gave me sex drive, I don't know what I'm doing
its called getting a boner i think
It didn't happen until if she is completely naked and tries to seduce me.Quote:
Originally Posted by urkles girlfriend
I made that group and gave him control over itQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
look you motherfuckers that wine was like 12 dollars okay
IT WAS DESSERT WINE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SWEET
nigger semen by any other name would smell so sweet
You need to rub your erection on their asses to complete your genetic goalQuote:
Originally Posted by juji