i really needed to laugh thanks clump
i really needed to laugh thanks clump
shes got abandonment issues thats why she wants a man in a wheelchair :rofl: holy shit
gonna put a stick in his wheels and slap him aroundQuote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
what she needs is a quadriplegic, a guy in a wheelchair could still hang himselfQuote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
lmao
and make no mistake, he would
I'd be down with you doing thatQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
will cut you open and use you like a tire swing
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee swinging in maks weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Originally Posted by JujiDrool
Her psychologist tells her this nonsense.Quote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
No other women I meet tell me that. "I wouldn't put you past 26"Quote:
Originally Posted by sex with dead people
it actually fucking annoys me because I'm 33
I don't have a shrink at the moment and I wouldn't heed one that made retarded comments about how old I look.
dont worry you deifintely look at least 57 and your nose is really fuckedup like its peeling off at the bottom. imagine someone puttin brbedwire under your nostrils and hen pulling up really hard and then stopping and leaving it and then drilling 9/16 bit in and out of each nose hole so it looks like you picked your nose every day for every one of those pathetic 57 sad years then pt a 12 year old boys tits on your chest and also punch you in each eye to create those big saggy bags you have and that about sums up how ugly you are, i forgot what ths post was about but i wanted to be sure you understood that you arent attractive
you've never seen me garfailedQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
Maybe in dog years...Quote:
Originally Posted by JujiDrool
but to be fair my x b/f was blind as a bat
*puts on his reading glasses*
and possibly has brain damage from being a crack whore
that about sums it upQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
and had grey hair so satiated my fogie fetishQuote:
Originally Posted by JujiDrool
... speaking of which.... anyone seen Flag?
he got really angry when he found pics of this cricketer I fucked a couple of times' penis on my phone
he'd get all jealous then go bring home a crack whore
but I didn't fuck anyone else while with him
the dirty bastard
Doctor is fixing me up
then I'll be right for finding new specimens next month I reckon
as long as I don't have the crack aids that is
and he did not like the online emotional relationship I have with our young Plug Drugs either..... not one little bit
but I've adored Mick for quite a while now
I love a genius
I may not have survived my latest misadventures if it wasn't for Plug Drugs' valued counsel
no one cares you retard
get the fuck out of my topic you nothing worm Timothy Abraue or whatever the fuck it is
I'm spilling my guts lest I spill yours all over the floor
go run a script retard
lisa when tim was jerking off on cam for you, did he grunt or make any sort of weird clucking noises?
i swear to fucking god one of these days dp one of these fuckign days your kids are gonna become adults and not need your neglectful bullshit and stop talking to you because you are an assholeQuote:
Originally Posted by dp
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by dp
There was a chicken wearing a name tag "Gush" disembodied on his computer desk
I'm guessing that's what he used to get it up
oh and he did tell me "Look, I don't wank over my mum" for no apparant reason
the reason becomes apparant when he posts about how hot he thinks his mum is all the time
dp's kids might never move out of home and sit in their rooms wanking over their mum well into their 20'sQuote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
we just don't know yet
I suggest they have as little to do with you as possible to avoid such an outcome
rere vid of tim's mom
oh fuck yeah
I'd never move out and stay home and wank over that all day
do you seriously watch kids in the hallQuote:
Originally Posted by dp
how did your baby sitter rape you if he was blind, i mean it makes sense WHY he raped you but are you really that dumb you couldnt have hit him over the head with a lincoln log or somethign?