barry confirmed as the cool kid behind the toilet at his school
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I use the bathrooms at a particular rest stop on rt15 a lot, and they were renovated earlier this year to replace the motion sensitive sinks with motion sensitive everything so when you take a piss and take a half step back to put your dick away and zip up the fucking thing flushes suddenly and violently and sprays urinal water all over you. I swear once I felt a droplet on my face.
glory hole...
this is one of those urban rest stops on the route between two major cities, it's basically a mobil station and a dunkin donuts and a couple of large bathrooms. you don't usually see gloryholes in those, too populated. I try to avoid the rural 'bathroom and a picnic table' rest stops specifically because of the gloryholes and because there's no 17 year old dickweed there all night being paid to clean it every 2 hours
i was talking about the one at tim's school, should've quoted but oh well...
now that I think about it I think there may be a subway in there too idk I'm only ever looking for coffee and cigarettes
I just found Mr. Assache's reading glasses in my handbag
dude is blind as a fucking bat
wtf is this about mr assange?
god, just stop
is that what she's talking about?
does she think julian assange interfered with her when she was a child?
well according to the swedes he's into that sort of thing
julian assange interfered with the US government's plan to take over the world
please the US had nothing to do with what's going on with assange, if we wanted to take him out we'd send a drone to assassinate him
doesn't change the fact that julian assange interfered with their plans to take over the world
and lisa, i warned you yesterday about this shit. please stop trying to flirt with me.
Obama doesn't give a shit about Julian Assange
they have bigger fish to fry
and yeah there are a couple of sweedish chicks who'd like to see his balls hung on a wall
those glasses make you look like a crackhead or something j/s
lol!
looks like a female version of drunkpuppies
:awjeez:
got to post those glasses back
found them in my handbag
must have had to look after them at some point
sell them for crack money you dirty mole