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alsto how did it go? Tell me EVERYTHING
there's something creepy about that guy
and that is: why is he so god damn happy?
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...SFW/narnar.gifshit my pants, came home and cried myself to sleep...Quote:
Originally Posted by DrMongol
so, you DID have a good time?
for sure... and i took a crap by a dumpster behind red lobster and it was wonderful... i peed too...
...
in any bathroom, whether at the flying J or really nice restaurant, i always touch all surfaces with a paper towel in handQuote:
Originally Posted by DrMongol
plenty of nasty bacteria breed quite well in paper towel... espcially paper towel left in public bathroomsQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
unless you are using a sanity wipe then you are wasting your time
try just washing your hands and staying healthy instead of looking like a dick walking around a public bathroom with fiflthy paper towel in your hands
then also don't touch anything in public ever again
traces of feaces, snot and all kinds of shit (and nasty bacteria and viruses) can be found almost anywhere
become "Bob in a Bubble" for ultimate safety against infection
*farts into air vent of your bubble*
bubble bobble
lol
bobble
it's your new name now
i use dry paper towels from dispensers, dum-dum, and more than one
and sometimes i even use those paper toilet seat covers if im particularly squeamish, but it's pretty hard to get an infection from sitting on a toilet
yeah "dry" paper towels in public bathrooms contain traces of shit particles and bacteria of all kinds
you know bob
seeing as it is impossible to completely avoid traces of poo
you should give in and just suck a turd.... you know you want to
lets just agree to disagree unless of course you're brave enough to get into a detailed debate with me about microbiology
my father is a microbiologist idiotQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
shoot
I know more about it than you guarunteed
that's even written on my birth certificate
did you know that they have to allow for a tiny amount of fecal matter to be present in food, even packaged food bob
also allow for a certain ammount of insect legs and dust, dead human skin cells etc....
so basically you eat shit everyday whether you realise it or not
challenge accepted, i hope you brought your dad.
microbes need a suitable medium to travel through, i.e. water
if they can't move then they can't breed, they can't survive long at all, they can't pass through solids even as porous as paper is, because paper is much thicker than the width of microbes, excluding certain specialized amoebas
paper towel protect THAT one sunshine
WRONGQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
you are completely incorrect
http://www.google.com.au/#hl=en&tbo=...w=1280&bih=870
yes and it's fucking gross, but it's not dangerousQuote:
Originally Posted by JujiDrool
even pneumonic microbes require moisture, why do you think they send people with lung infections to arid climatesQuote:
Originally Posted by JujiDrool
I have a weird problem that only just started happening. When I shower I slap myself across the face. It started because I like the sound of the water when my hand hits my face. I used to do it once or twice then stop but that was months ago.
Now is a different story. Even before I'm in the shower I'm slapping my face from excitement, then once I'm in I don't stop. Sometimes I even forget to wash, I just spend the whole time in there slapping myself stupid. It's to the point that not only is my face red raw by the end, I've actually left marks on my face and broken blood vessels.
I know it's very fucked up by I need some kind of strategy to stop this, at the moment it's practically a reflex action that I can't control.
see link dipshitQuote:
Originally Posted by JujiDrool
and microbes only need the tiniest amount of moisture
less than is found in "dry" paper towel
http://www.google.com.au/#hl=en&tbo=...w=1280&bih=870
you are wrong
suck it up big boy
Classic conditioningQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
and I'd like to take a shower with you
Quote:
Scott and other experts note that the study did not find paper towels caused anyone to get sick.
A "bacterial count" depends on the chemical indicators of bacterial traces.
Now, if they had been able to culture bacteria from dry, unused paper towels, then this story would be of some significance.
your public rest rooms hand towels are full of Bacillus
http://www.mamapop.com/2012/01/the-p...nds-dirty.html
and so is your poo