The life of a lizard is a joyous journey...just saying.
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The life of a lizard is a joyous journey...just saying.
yeah its worse than when people spell ho with an eQuote:
Originally Posted by cberry
but really though that weasnt a bad segment it was nice to see cena being real
by the way I will be 5 minutes away from wwe headquarters tomorrow
i would say do something wacky but theres really nothing cool at WWE headquarters just a bunch of offices
I'm fairly certain they will wish you were 18 hours away.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
there's nothing cool in stamford period but there's always a slim chance I'll run into hulk hogamn or someone at subway. stranger things have happened.
hulk hogan works for tna lol
I thought wwe owned everyone now... I don't know much about wrestling
lizardwrestling.com
So I just got home from work, didn't see any wrestlers but I did spend 10 hours running wires and flirting with my boss's daughter.
Hi Georgie.
Did the boss's daughter kick you in the nuts?
Nevermind, the boss will when I send him a copy of your post.
My boss loves me and would welcome me into his family, especially since her ex used to hit her and also he knows exactly how much I make and it's a shitload.Quote:
Originally Posted by rose west
Doing what?Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
Being a sparky?
Song's over.
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You'll be glad you did. After all, you do not have to be bolded and newlined and bored to tears by her in order to discuss her unbelievably large ass, which has a mass so high that small objects will be drawn in and orbit her as she waddles from her desk chair to the fridge
you do realize you are the biggest fucking retard on this planet, im sure that is closer to the truth than you think
you have to have some serious psychological issues to even consider a sex change, i mean seriously, being a self sustained man was too hard 4 you? couldnt handle looking after yourself like a real man? took the easy way out? yeah youre a total faggot go and kill yourself
Yes, I have to validate myself by having a job and earning my own money. I sure wish I was secure enough to leech off of someone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch
i got a flat tire in stamford near that wwe building once (this is a fake story about how i know a bunch of professional wrestlers)
did they come out and beat your car with folding chairsQuote:
Originally Posted by ascii_genitals
no they were nice peopleQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
the wheel was kinda rusted to the hub and i couldn't get it off, so they offered me an emergency slim jim and the day was saved
you're lucky it wasn't ecw they would have suplexed you into a kittle litter box full of thumbtacks
maks iz kynda uppity
everyone's gotta have a gimmick. you say 'muwahahaha', I tell people what's wrong with their posting styles.
Yep... A Pity
Don't pity me, I've come to terms with being a better poster than the entirety of :lizard:.com and while I may not like it I can live with it
what a shame
#HEELQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
Samantha's posts can't even make sense to me