Here's the story of a portley ladey, who had no frends of her own. she posted on YTMNSFw to show how littel she had grown

wonder how many times dropped big berts name at ramens wedding

shit I'll bet big bert was invited too

priest - does anyone here object to this marriage speak now or forever hold your peace

monde - shit was so cash

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Originally Posted by dp

where are the awkward pictures of that

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Can't make a ho a housewife, getting rimmed is awesome though. I give her an A for effort.

where's monde with the rest of the wedding party because those pics from amber's wedding with him in them where awesome

I would so reply to those ads though if I didn't think all craigslist ads are a setup to rob you, I can't think of anything better than ramming some crazy old broad while her faggot husband cries in the corner touching himself.

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who wouldn't really :smug:

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Ramen: Helo Im ramen
me: Hi
Ramen: Wanna fuck me baby?
me: Lol... [badass ironic thing abt how fat tshe is or w/e]
Rmaen: Fail
me: Win
m0nde: Fail [from behind me]
me: "..."
m0nde: lulz. sup gendarmes?

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monde talks to her entire family via facebook, it's cool mondes an old family friend

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monde regularly 'likes' some of ramens pictures, hell, som times hes the only one.

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the day monde starts posting rubynet fourm meme's on my facebook wall is the day is the day i get a facebook account

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mondes only there for the lulz. he wants to see how many bridesmaids reject his ironic advances that consist of nthoing but weird phrases and meaningless words crammed together, maybe an nedm or two tossed in for good measure

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Mom, dad, i would liek you too meet sid, you can call him Monde for short, if he ever says something totally random and werid, it's ok i know him from a social club i belong to on the interent and that's just how the internet is,

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Originally Posted by Dustin

you got a friend in me

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yes

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lol

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where are the awkward pictures of that

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monde has stood in all of our yards.