My Name is Irma Valitutti.

At least I don't look like ugly lexi

hurt my feelings. you fat azz.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

And wriggle? Lexi is seething with jealousy.

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writhe, twist, wriggle, smother. squeeze my head between your soft thighs

If we stood next to each other it would be a brand new beamer parked next to a used car. (you being the used car)

If you keep company with Cody, it's only obvious that you look like a walrus.

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

writhe, twist, wriggle, smother. squeeze my head between your soft thighs

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Pinch me if you need air.

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Originally Posted by Cody

this is where youre mistaken. even i wont take him in

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He seems obsessed with you.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Pinch me if you need air.

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That's the way it's done.

Seriously wanna fuck the living hell outta you right now

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Originally Posted by Cody

yes but i get a lot more of that than you may think

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So basically you're God's gift to forums.

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2 problems here:

there is no god

i don't have an inflated sense of ego

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*smug face*
I do

So you lack self-confidence?

Cody why are you having a convo with this fat smelly blob? You is my bitch!

Because you're worried someone might be a dick back?

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Originally Posted by Lexi Persimmons

Cody why are you having a convo with this fat smelly blob? You is my bitch!

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Don't be jealous. lol

Why aren't we fucking yet

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

Why aren't we fucking yet

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Because "cybering" is for ugly people and I'm far away. I also don't know whether you're a rapist serial killer and I
don't want to take my chances.

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Originally Posted by Cody

um, no.

the only thing with a vagina on this forum i would fuck is mrs hyde.

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you need to up your standards my friend

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hey man at least i know i wont get shot down

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I'm with you on the 'ease of use aspect' but come on if her and fatima both gave you the go-ahead you're telling me you'd choose the fat 55 year old?

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

At least I don't look like ugly lexi

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lexi is a 60 year old jewish man, please stop
they are my bb

that's the common sense answer but that's not what you said earlier itt you said "the only thing with a vagina on this forum i would fuck is mrs hyde." you understand why I would be confused and need to ask followup questions

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

I also don't know whether you're a rapist serial killer and I
don't want to take my chances.

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Too bad, I had you figured as being the adventurous type.

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

Too bad, I had you figured as being the adventurous type.

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I'm not.

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Originally Posted by Cody

/fixed

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got it.

all things considered I'd still rather fuck m0nde.

I've probably had worse, but I don;t remember it

those memories can't stay repressed forever

seriously maks... you could be one sharp blow to the head away from the awareness that you're snookie's baby's dad

Oh I've had way worse than snookie. It's not repressed per say, I was drunk. People in blackouts don't block memories they never form them in the first place.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

My Name is Irma Valitutti.

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I am Doctor Remulak.

this thread is hilarious did seth mcfarline write it?

mrs hyde is mine, just back off

lets keep it that way