when will lisa leave forever again again

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03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

you are fat and ugly

even your best pic is repulsive,

take a look at yourself pukebag

I have cried all night and all day

yeah like 6 guys were talking to this hot new girl today at NA and i got her number
that's like the 5th or 6th girl i've picked up in the past month i've honestly lost count
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

I'm looking at this forum thinking about how shit my life has become

this old bromide again
Oh lisa, what's wrong? =[ Please talk to me and vampirize my happiness again
03-31-2013
Lisa Claus

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

you should have babies with dp and you could all be the cast for a new addams family movie

and you as uncle fester fatso
03-31-2013
rubycalaber

plz dont kill yourself lisa calling you a stupid bitch is the life blood of this forum
03-31-2013
Desolation

Pics of your crying all over your perky nipples would net you a plus rep
03-31-2013
Lisa Claus

having make believe girlfriends doesn't change that bob
03-31-2013
always stevey

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Originally Posted by Desolation

cute avatar update!
03-31-2013
Lisa Claus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desolation

Pics of your crying all over your perky nipples would net you a plus rep

I saw some tits today in here

one of the nipples was bigger than my whole tit and the other one wasn't
03-31-2013
lnopia the great

lol yeah i noticed that too but i thought it would be rude to ask why
03-31-2013
Lisa Claus

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

plz dont kill yourself lisa calling you a stupid bitch is the life blood of this forum

what about you?

Don't you try to kill yourself sometimes?
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

and you as uncle fester fatso

no, OB can shave its head and it will be uncle fester to a tee
you can be lurch, morticia is supposed to be sexy.
dp would be gomez and your kids would be wednesday and puggsley
03-31-2013
rubycalaber

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

what about you?

Don't you try to kill yourself sometimes?

I'm immune from suicide since to kill yourself you have to have a life to end first lmao
03-31-2013
Lisa Claus

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

no, OB can shave its head and it will be uncle fester to a tee
you can be lurch, morticia is supposed to be sexy.
dp would be gomez and your kids would be wednesday and puggsley

No.

Fatso.
03-31-2013
Lisa Claus

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

I'm immune from suicide since to kill yourself you have to have a life to end first lmao

touche
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

having make believe girlfriends doesn't change that bob

what am i supposed to do for you to believeeee meeee
make them post here?
03-31-2013
always stevey

Quote:

Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

no, OB can shave its head and it will be uncle fester to a tee
you can be lurch, morticia is supposed to be sexy.
dp would be gomez and your kids would be wednesday and puggsley

Isn't Lisa's pic beautiful?
03-31-2013
juji

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

I saw some tits today in here

one of the nipples was bigger than my whole tit and the other one wasn't

lmao, i'm sure she have biggers than yours
03-31-2013
rubycalaber

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

what am i supposed to do for you to believeeee meeee
make them post here?

yes! we need more girls on the forum, pull a cody and get yo bitch in da game
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

Fatso.

mcbird legs
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Isn't Lisa's pic beautiful?

oh yes i'm about to convert to a necrophile over it
03-31-2013
always stevey

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Originally Posted by juji

lmao, i'm sure she have biggers than yours

In all her 36 years of life she never properly developed due to raped pussy syndrome. :D
03-31-2013
always stevey

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

oh yes i'm about to convert to a necrophile over it

She actually looks quite sad in the picture. Can't you be a little more sensitive? ;)
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

i love when a woman makes fun of another for getting herself raped
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

She actually looks quite sad in the picture. Can't you be a little more sensitive? ;)

i'm waiting for her to pm me so i can convince her not to kill herself yet again
03-31-2013
sex with dead people

Good thing i keep avatards disabled
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

Jesus loves you Lisa please do not kill yousrelf and sin against the Lord
03-31-2013
always stevey

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

I'm looking at this forum thinking about how shit my life has become

Try alcohol and xanax together. That should make you feel less shitty.
03-31-2013
Lisa Claus

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Originally Posted by juji

lmao, i'm sure she have biggers than yours

who doesn't?

YOU have bigger tits than me juji and I've wanted to see them but you won't show me because you say they are hairy

yours are suppossed to be hairy so show your tits already
03-31-2013
Desolation

I'll take some xanax with you Lisa
03-31-2013
blumpkin blownuts

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Try alcohol and xanax together. That should make you feel less shitty.

all that did was calm me down a little
back when i coudln't accept life on life's terms it got to the point where i would take alcohol, xanax/ativan, morphine, phenobarbital, phenergan, DXM, and soma all at once

my breathing would usually stop but i know how to sit so that when i passed out my trachea would stay locked open and i could still respirate via gas diffusion

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