ok i'm off to bed

my mom works at the resort and could probably do soemthing to help me but i dont want to ask my mom cause thats gay.

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Originally Posted by Camoron

lol the problem is msotly one of accessibility. like I said she only works banquets. i was at a banquet last week or whatever but i dont foresee any more in my future lol.

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Originally Posted by Camoron

my mom works at the resort and could probably do soemthing to help me but i dont want to ask my mom cause thats gay.

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"Hi my name is Mrs. Camoron and my widdle baby-waby has a cwush on you! isn't dat sweeeet?" Do not do this.

"Hi my name is Camoron and my mom asked me to bring this thing to her and meet her here right where you're taking your break. she'll be here in 20 minutes. lets go in the coatroom and fuck" do this

ask your mom if there's any janitor spots open, you're totally qualified

i mean you're experienced, you've got it int he bag, totes.

NOW GO GET HER TIGER!

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ask your mom if there's any janitor spots open, you're totally qualified

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:barrytears: that hurts

i havent been a practitioner of the custodial arts for almost 5 years lol

I will have my bachelors degree soon

maybe ill just be gay. talking about this with tim. i will choose to be gay then tlel all the other gays that yes, in fact it is a choice.

ya tim is the man to get girl advice from seeing as how he is so successful in wooing subjects of the opposite gender. try carving her name into your skin and if that doesn't work, throw a hissyfit at one of her banquets.

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ya tim is the man to get girl advice from seeing as how he is so successful in wooing subjects of the opposite gender. try carving her name into your skin and if that doesn't work, throw a hissyfit at one of her banquets.

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I wasnt tlaking about her with him. I was just talking about how cool it would be to be gay. Unironically. It would be pretty fabulous.

gays (and girls) have it easy because it's always possible to find a man who wants to fuck, no matter what

that much is true though most don't meet standards (personally)

I want to be gay without the gay stuff

i want to jerk of with another guy, emotionally though i mean, not like actual jerking off

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that much is true though most don't meet standards (personally)

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the ones who do still want to fuck but they're not as up front about it

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I want to be gay without the gay stuff

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that's called every 17-19 year old who has ever bought axe fucking body spray

i fucking loved the axe downpour mint shampoo and then they discontinued it. WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT

because perfume is for girls?

i boguht some axe shampoo once but i didnt like what it did to my hair. ill stick with pantine.

pls peppermint is not a perfume. it was minty as fuck and i can on;y oreder it on amazon now for twice the price

american crew conditioner is very strong mint

well my turn to turn in

I am sad about Plug Drugs today

I just want to cuddle him