you know what i am writing right now garfailed, i'm writeing an ios map app that takes people turn by turn to your town, to murder your entire family, i call it dead faggot and his dead faggot family
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you know what i am writing right now garfailed, i'm writeing an ios map app that takes people turn by turn to your town, to murder your entire family, i call it dead faggot and his dead faggot family
you think I won't do this? for like the 68774158988th time? let me take care of my deep vein thrombosis first legit excuse I've lost 160 pounds but I'm still a large person yet you can see all my veins head to toe I'm going to a doctor soon but seriously I'll make this videoQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
thats just a fancy name for hemmoroids
the bees > ytmnds
seriously think about it I know, I know, I know, my past, the deletes, the whatever I know, all because I had health issues and wanted to get the fuck away from computers, but all I got left is to replace all my veins then I'm finally ready to fjs
turn left to murder garfileds grandmother
http://superbad.com/1/bee/bee.html
have you meet the bees
actually my ass is the only place without this problem both my testicles and dicks ' veins are even heavily varicosed nowQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
ribbed for her pleasure amirite bro you should market it as a selling point for your dick
by young David
Once upon a time there was an ugly man. He lived in the Jungle.
He was half man half monster. He ate green gorillas. When he was 3 he was very nice. Then when he was 12 he turned into a monster! His name is the purple graveyard monster.
His planet was called oookkyy. He has a space ship. It can go 8,000,000 miles a day. On thursday 1980 he went to earth that very day.
Then he saw another planet. It was called earth.
Then he landed in the Mississippi river.
Then the monster saw something. It was captan America!
Captan America fainted. He was hypnotized. Then he got unhypnotized. For that he shot a laser at him. Captan America took his shield out
and Palaaka! It reflected back to the monster!
...to be continued...
that is the type of shit I come up with maybe you should join an upcoming fjs video chat and watch me walk around my room as I do drugs and talkQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
get dreamweaver and go to town
my dick is three inches
I don't make references to pop culture though I wouldn't bring up captain america all the characters in the story would be original
write me a tutorial I paid $300 for microsoft something or other and never figured it out I really can't sit at a computer without my back killing meQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
http://html.adobe.com/edge/
just get that it's easy
paid 300$ for movie maker
you can go out to native apk files with that stack, but not ios
cool thanks I definitely need something easy I lost all my friends who are good at this stuff but come hell or high water fjs will be a legit site in 2013 I'm fucking not even joking I'm so mad that it's taken this long idk how I'm still sane but I am and I'm still completely determined to save comedy
the fjs app is gonna be android only I wouldn't put my balls on an apple device for a billion dollars apple is too corrupt
google sucks too but at least they didn't patent patenting
fjs pocket frogs
wow would you look at that fjs wins again
thanks Justin