I have every intention of getting laid tomorrow, maybe it'll ruin the relationship and in a lot of ways I hope it does, but on some level I hope and suspect it will make it better.
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I have every intention of getting laid tomorrow, maybe it'll ruin the relationship and in a lot of ways I hope it does, but on some level I hope and suspect it will make it better.
well thats pretty much what im doing now and its working out great
how re you posting on maks account?Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
my first girlfriend threatened me with that... she said it had to be right then, right there or otherwise she was going to leave and find some random guy who actually thinks she's hot enough to fuck. so i gave in and took her cherry and felt like we were basically raping each otherQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
rawdawg4lyfeQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
the scientific term is a waifuQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
what are you talking about I get laid all the time I don't talk about it because I'm not a 20 year old virgin who just discovered it so it's not something I need to go bragging on the internet aboutQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
i hope so too, you're alot more sexually driven than i am so if she is too then it's all goodQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
and you obviously are already emotionally vested in this girl to some extent
I'm in love with desolation and we have a very healthy relationship where I don't buy things for her I just uh make her arts and crafts projects for gifts
arts and crafts projects with my semen
i dont watch japanimation
i hope lisa likes me for real this time i cant wait i think were finally gonna tinychat and ill get to see her pecks and then maybe ill save all of my allowance and shell fly over here for real and well fall in love and talk about m0nde and stomple over dinner at mcdonalds and sneak in some sutter home wine and watch adam sandler movies togetehr
lifes good man
I am emotionally vested, and fuck that shit seriously it fucking sucks I want my brain back what the hell's wrong with me thinking about a girl all the timeQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
Da,mn, garfields avatar is a pic of a girl bouncing up and down. Can you say boobs much?
*trumpet music starts*
the Plain Bagel meme, damn thats some good shit, the Moldy Bagel meme, damn thats some good shit, whats next the Blueberry Bagel meme? damn thats some good shit
Codey is a poop bagel, thats right, hes a bagel dipped in poop, and the poop is the posts that he posts
spathing out with the cody crew
patrick, your irony s tired asfuck get a new gimick man
That's a load of shit, you're motivated by sex all the time. How are you going to break it to the fluffers that they're not needed anymore?Quote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
who are the fluffers in that context mtic
Probably the handful of sluts Bob boned before he met his love.
Oh yes Cody, you're up to your ankles in pussy with your wife and all.
because cody he/she/it is here to make friends and bob hughes is his/her/it's fourm friend and tiny is a little harsh, cause as we all know bob is a chick magent, and god dammit do i really have to explain social cues to a fucking house painter, what am i doing with my life
just saw a pic of jenifer lawrences nips
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...2.jpg:original
I haven't. Bob has fucked like multitude of vaginas this months.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cody
i've only boned a coupel sluts, i'm not promiscuous myself so i prefer women that aren't too promiscuous eitherQuote:
Originally Posted by Cody
I prefer gay men, for I am gay
i've just been casually dating alot.Quote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
last time i took the train to the station was december and it was a huge mistake, i got tested in jan. and i'm still disease free by some miracle... well actually i can't contract viruses but this chick did time in prison and was homeless and every god awful thing you can imagine