come itt if you think youre the smartest poster

i have several extra cognitive processes compared to a normal human brain -- so do those who are autistic, but mine are actually coherent and synchronized; leading some pyschologists who analyzed my mind to believe that those with autism were merely failed attempts of humanity trying to evolve. But I am the successor,
in the German's tongue I am over-human, UBERMENSCH

i am so good at making calculations that i don't even need to think of correct answers, my intuition simply yields consistent positive results -- as if it were fate for me to always be right

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

I don't even need to be in this thread, I know I'm the smartest poster. The shit I read would melt most of your brains: Nietzsche, Jung, Schopenhauer, Kant, Descartes

I know 'everything there is to know about drugs', whenever I name drop organic chem shit saying stuff like "3,4-methylenedioxymethylalphamethylphenethylamine" people think I'm googling that shit and copy pasting it but theres no google here bro ive got this shit down to memory, my brain runs circles around yours, i couldnt think as slow as you if i tried

i've never been as horrible and as unimaginative a poster as any of you lizards, even when i was 11 years old i was trolling the AOL chatrooms like a fuckin pro

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http://i.imgur.com/L4ZYf.jpg

is this your new gimmick

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Originally Posted by ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo

http://i.imgur.com/L4ZYf.jpg

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:lmao:

so dandanda do you have a solution for the box puzzle

i have an idea but it involves folding idk if you're allowd to do that

yeah i got it with just cuts no folds

heres the solution if you wanna see it http://i.imgur.com/5ermS.jpg

the grid pattern is just there to fuck with you isnt it

http://i.imgur.com/7JejK.jpg

ya just looked at dandada's solution :mad:

the grid pattern throws you off because your mind is so accustomed to working within a set of rules and the grid represented rules so I kept wanting to cut on the lines

I am a wayseer

http://puzzle.dse.nl/puzimg/running_..._the_rooms.gif
run through all the doors exactly one time

have fun

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

i have several extra cognitive processes compared to a normal human brain -- so do those who are autistic, but mine are actually coherent and synchronized; leading some pyschologists who analyzed my mind to believe that those with autism were merely failed attempts of humanity trying to evolve. But I am the successor,
in the German's tongue I am over-human, UBERMENSCH

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Best barry post ever well done son. Those extra brain waves you think you've got is called drugs you worthless old faggot (old handle).

drugs expand the mind by forcing your brain to think outside of the box and pushing its physical limitations. There is a sea of unconscious knowledge behind your eyes but your mind is too sedated to tap into it.
I however, have tapped into the 90% of my brain most people aren't using, because I'm a super genius

ELECTUS AMBULAT INTER VOS

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

the only posters who make me laugh these days are marks and dp,
but it takes the humor away when you see the lesser posters trying to imitate them

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the irony of that is I've pretty much just been imitating dp for the last 3 years

dp is the most unhuman poster ive ever met

yeah I know he's fucking great

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

drugs expand the mind by forcing your brain to think outside of the box and pushing its physical limitations. There is a sea of unconscious knowledge behind your eyes but your mind is too sedated to tap into it.
I however, have tapped into the 90% of my brain most people aren't using, because I'm a super genius

ELECTUS AMBULAT INTER VOS

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You were right up until you said you are a super genius. People, psychonauts, tap into their 90% all the time.... on drugs. It all comes down to drugs.

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Originally Posted by maks

the irony of that is I've pretty much just been imitating dp for the last 3 years

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uh nah you've pretty much been imitating marks98 for the last 3 years

I defy you to find proof that I posted vivisection pictures

not even doom music

:fffffff:

still works ^

i have a single-line cut that arranges the (5x5)-1 to a 4x6 rectangle, but the grid gets rotated 45deg in the process
it's still muchmore elegant than that sawtooth shit changing directions means using more than one cut

your logic is flawed you are garbage

didn't read the first 2 pages i just know that i imitate nobody & nobody imitates me idk if that's good or not

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