Got hired today for an actual career

no

please

dont

Stripper and career in one sentence. :)

yep and when your nipples fly south for the winter of your life youll be just like lisa

I'm sure I can find a club or dive bar or truck stop that will take a haggard old drunk with a limp and hacking cough.

you can always be a biker babe

Like your wife? No thanks.

no im not a biker and shes actually a white collar professional type of person thanks though

with multiple scoliosis? oh scleerosis. She collects disability and lives off the government. white collar my ass

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by GulDucat

with multiple scoliosis? oh scleerosis. She collects disability and lives off the government. white collar my ass

---

no she doesnt lol its not at the stage where it affects her that bad, yet anyways. she got it diagnosed pretty early

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlCPNycNPQM

a new drug for MS just passed stage 1 clinical trial... could be ur dream come true codyey

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by GulDucat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlCPNycNPQM

---

watched the first half and yeah shes got some of those problems sometimes

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

a new drug for MS just passed stage 1 clinical trial... could be ur dream come true codyey

---

link?

I always love the sweet, somber acoustic shit they put on these awareness videos.

:smug:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Cody

na is a cult ruby and i dont think maytag pays much for a "footbone's connected to the leg bone" type programming job i always thouhgt engineering just means you were good as fuck at geometry and other maths and machining or construction

---

there's a pretty big difference between coding and software engineering
and after 6-12 months i'll be on the hardware side as a firmware engineer

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by m0nde

how long until you're fired like you were from your last job?

---

i wasn't fired from my last job, they held it for me while i was in the psych hospital & rehab and i went back to it for 2 weeks before i faked a non-work-related injury so i could quit without looking like an asshole. because that job was fucking miserable

i'm proud of you bob.

my career is fucking hot chicks/getting drunk everyday,

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

my career is fucking the same chick/getting drunk everyday, and beating the kids

---

edited for accuracy

my career is getting blasted so i dont care until i'm at an age where i'm no longer being pitched shit minimum wage jobs

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

a new drug for MS just passed stage 1 clinical trial... could be ur dream come true codyey

---

proof that doli is a good person

i think maybe when i was 16 and tried selling my soul to the devil, it actually worked which explains why everyone tells me i look 17 max because i'm now one of the undead and havent aged a day since selling my soul. But if i just dont shave for a week people tell me i look like i'm 30. i cant win

you do not look like a 17 year old plug drugs.

ive gotten elvis, chris farley, middle aged dike, and jonah hill from you assholes so i dont even know what to think of my appearaqnce, and people irl are too nice to be honest

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

my career is getting blasted so i dont care until i'm at an age where i'm no longer being pitched shit minimum wage jobs

---

that's not an age dumbass it's a level of experience and you're never going to get there

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

ive gotten elvis, chris farley, middle aged dike, and jonah hill from you assholes so i dont even know what to think of my appearaqnce, and people irl are too nice to be honest

---

fat fuck. you're a fat fuck.

when you look in a mirror you dont really ever see yourself, you just see what you want to see, you never get an off-angle and see what you really look like

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by maks

fat fuck. you're a fat fuck.

---

youre nothing like chris farley. chris farley was funny