sounds like the plot of a movie i saw on netflixQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
sounds like the plot of a movie i saw on netflixQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
reversal ironicQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
if not for the aids why wouldn't i just spend the money to take myself to australia and have lisa suck my dick instead
how long do you think it would take you to give someone 30 bjs, lisa
bet it would take plug drugs 4 hours to cum becuz he can't feel his dick from all the opiates
yeah you would
be realistic though it would actually take like 30 days, wouldn't it
Hey boys. Any tips on putting togteher a 401k?
ive unironically done this and made 10k lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
can you prove it
a pic of your pubes will suffice
NoQuote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
someone buy me a ticket to a new forum
http://www.moneychimp.com/calculator...calculator.htm
the typical savings account pays 0.03%
say you had $10,000 in it and added $1,500 more every month ($18,000/year) for 40 years; savings is compounded 12 times annually, with additions at the end of the year
you could have $493,006.20 after that time but savings are insured to only $250,000 per account so you won't get exactly that figure but close
instead after 20 years you will have $250,778.60 and then have to start all over again with only $778.60 principal unless you want to risk getting fucked by the fed, which is trying to fuck you every day, and another 20 years from that figure earns $241,501.71 for a total of $241,501.71 + $250,778.60 = $492,280.31, a deficit of only $725.89
it can be more advantageous to use certificates of deposit on a quarterly basis; bankrate.com reports 0.29% for a 3 mo. CD with a $10,000 principal
such an arrangement compounds 4 times annually (3 month CD, 12 months per year) yielding $257,601.31 after 20 years
certificates of deposit are also FDIC insured to $250,000 so you risk a greater sum but not much, $7000 and change to the formers' $700 and change
unfortunately $250,000 will earn you only $725 at 0.29%, so you would need three such accounts to subsist on interest of $725/month, skimming off the top of each every 3 months
this is why your actual retirement plan is bagging groceries
You wouldn't worry if you sell apps
I actually read that what the hell is wrong with me
gonna write plug drugs on your forehead and take a pictureQuote:
Originally Posted by Batty
39 cents per cartQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
thanks johnathaniel :handshake:Quote:
Originally Posted by jon
once you pay off an investment property you are intending on renting out youre essentially getting more money than what you pay the gov from the renters and the value of the house should rise if its in a non shit neighborhood...
ive witnessed time and time again investment properties are more profitable than banking shit
maybe this is only in australia though since we have so few houses and so many immigrantes trying to come in maybe thats why our houses are like 1 million for a 5 room with a big garage... and thats not even in the heart of sydney
a fuckin 2 room unit in sydney cbd costs like between 1 to 2 million, and renters would pay around 1000 per week depending on its location...
fuck sydnbey
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Originally Posted by cbarry
I thought boobz is still denying you are richer than him
i asked stomple the other night, but i guess the first visit isn't free...Quote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli