When Cag refused to marry me, but there another way

you will regret this in the morning

no she wont she'll accuse you of posting off her account, because you are.

shut up

boom, called it

yes you really nailed it detective

i havent posted on her account in like a week or two

i did give her that kesha avatar like 10 hours ago though

right cam, thats why as soon as i said something she quit posting breh...

real cag would have told dear old dad to stfu

:shrug: think what you want i dont really care

the words of a beaten man ring true this day

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better go back and reread through your last 500 or so recent posts son, youre stomped down by a stripper who probably gave the guy who drove her home road head

oh wait that was you posting nevermind

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i dont even know what youre talking about at this point lol

what i mean is theres no funny in your posts, its just you obsessing over cag or bitching about something. youre obviously distraught and i hate to see you this way because i actually like you somewhat so im trying to relate to you and help, im just really really bad at relating to people, but im trying son.

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funny thread 19/10

fuuuuucking epic

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fuuuuucking epic

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good enough to get me mod over the hankypankium?

no part of this thread was funny because of cody

shut up 'nope youre being buzzkillington

i actually have physical reactions when i read your posts, its similar to throwing up

actually it might just be throwing up

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i actually have physical reactions when i read your posts, its similar to throwing up

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then put me on ignore but stop being a whiny faggot

i cant help it i cant accept that im posting with a 45 year old fagget who makes jokes ive made 8 years ago uuhhn

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i cant help it i cant accept that im posting with a 45 year old fagget who makes jokes ive made 8 years ago uuhhn

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then please repost all your best jokes and gimmicks so i can shamelessly steal them, using doli's shit is getting old

gonna get ripped and play some guidl wars 2

i think i'll play second life and make stevey fall in love with me so i can get him rage spamming again

that woukd be funny but steven cant love

elz please make some megathreads, about anything it doesn't even have to be interesting

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1- I arrive at door of her house.
2- She may be shocked but I should calm down and explain her.
3- I offer a wine bottle instead of roses.
4- She accepted my gift and let me pass in.
5- We could hang out, finally we do something amazing.
6- Me and Cag are fallen in love.
7- Me and Cag are going to have sex.
8- Cag does a private striptease to me.
9- She is touching my little john which is reaching 6 inches.
10- She opened my pants and grabbed my dick
11- She does blowjob and increased an extra inch, 7 inches.
12- She is very good at deepthroating.
13- She is done with super blowjob, i just got another an inch, 8 inches.
14- She is prepared to do perform vaginal sex.
15- I put my dick on her vagina, fucking during 30 minutes.
16- Vaginal sex is done, I got another extra inch, 9 inches, is more thicker.
17- She is eager to do anal sex.
18- Put my dick on her anus, very clean.
19- Fucking her anal during 45 minutes and cummed inside of her anus.
20- She fingered her anus and licks her covered cum finger.
21- We are satisfied, I'm going to leave.
22- I tell her that we never see again, then goodbye.
23- The end.

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cag you could have had it all and you fucked up

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fuuuuucking epic

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lmao