My Cag Fantasy

my fanatasy is cags 40 year old tits on lisas scrawny body and terrorbabys huge lips on gabis face and steveys sense of humor and the sexual freedom of ramen the buttholelicker

ahhh the perfect woman

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Originally Posted by Camoron

i wake up, shes sleeoing peaceuflly next to me. i reach over and feel her pregnant belly, its so big, shes due any day now. my god, to think just a year ago.. we were just strANGERs on a intenret forum. i think back to all the fun we had all the good times and the bad, and i caress her face gently then wrap my hands around her beautiful pregnant belly. i suckle gently at her neck and work my hands up onto her firm milk-laden breasts. she awakens softly and moans and i kiss her in the mouth then whisper into her ear, "i love you lisa"

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you wrote this about cag initialy lmao

its called "irony"

Cameron how do I turn on the adblock.

uhm it doesnt really.. work like that...

I want to adblock you, garfield, general doli.. and elz too

hurry up I need help

my sense of humor would improve any female so much that the world would explode

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Cameron how do I turn on the adblock.

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this post is funny to me

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

I want to adblock you, garfield, general doli.. and elz too

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just post at fjs if the only posts you wanna read are mine

please dont.

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Originally Posted by steveyos

this post is funny to me

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because shes speaking to him as if she already knows hell help her. cams so whipped he doesnt even realize it, i wonder where shes keeping his balls

Can't let you do that Gul Ducat

Run the adblock? why?

Im cag, tee-hee

just download the adblock extension in chrome and turn it on jeez

you cant adblock me

yes i fucking can

just you wait until i figure out how to use the adblock lol

youre really weird please stop drinking you have to work

lol

the adblock

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Originally Posted by Camoron

youre really weird please stop drinking you have to work

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Haven't been drinking. It's only 2 o clock you fucking idiot.

im actually oretty drunk i drink everytime the midget does in the elder scrollstv show i bought like 2 bttles of wine and some barenjager because i couldnt find mead

i also touch little boys every time the king does

WWW.2fjs.com best thing for your computer

only ren fags drink mead.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Haven't been drinking. It's only 2 o clock you fucking idiot.

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why are you so mean? i am just concerned about you

cag maybe if you could put aside our diferences (im cute and funny and youre..wel... cag) and you could help me come up with a funny gaem ofthromes/renassaince festival tweet

im having difficulty coming up with the right wording for the punchline to hit correctly within 140 characters

i want it to be about how someone at ren fest takes it a little too seriously and beheads the fat plumber pretending to be the king and all of the towns people/festival goers go wild and start pillaging the plaster shacks that hold all the medieval sunglasses