cag is a gross whore,

i need to get her here quickly because I'm terrified of becoming the forum punching bag. I'm losing sleep over this.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

place is kinda boring without lisa.

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this is why we are friends cag, because our hobbies are the same,

The only way to solve this is to ban cody. Lisa will definetly notice. She's probably watching the threads as a guest right now.

She's probably too busy shampooing her hair with 10w-40 to give a shit about this place

I've been to Australia. The air is hot and humid.

Her hair is probably wet because the australia climate is sucking the moisture out of her head.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

The only way to solve this is to ban cody. Lisa will definetly notice. She's probably watching the threads as a guest right now.

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oh god i hope she is and i hope shes so fucking mad her greasy hair spontaneously combusts

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

I've been to Australia. The air is hot and humid.

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Was there some global stripper competition there or something?

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Originally Posted by Jihad Josh

Was there some global stripper competition there or something?

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she failed the abbywinters tryouts

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Originally Posted by Jihad Josh

Was there some global stripper competition there or something?

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I went there when I was 13.

Wind farm convention.

HA! HA! HA!

Save your pity laughter.

You were a stripper when you were 13?

I was a child. So yes.

wish all threads where titled cag is a gross whore,

wish all threads were about my favorite band, ween.

Cag when did you get married? Can you show us your husband?

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Originally Posted by stompleb

Don't quiver little boy, your daddy's with you now
It won't be long anyhow
It's just around the corner
The destiny that I embrace with you

Don't get too close to my fantasy
Don't be afraid to clutch the hand of your creator
Stare into the lion's eyes and if you taste the candy
You'll get to the surprise

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Originally Posted by macpro

Cag when did you get married? Can you show us your husband?

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I have a boyfriend, not married though. The guy that destroyed me on Tuesday night turned out to be really cute. ended up taking me out yesterday. We spent the whole day together... *sigh* I may need to quit posting soon.

I like cag...so you can all fuck off.

Rose West has a picture of my vagina.

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Originally Posted by rose west

I like cag...so you can all fuck off.

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no one cares

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Rose West has a picture of my vagina.

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

no one cares

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:smug:

stripper vag, yeah im sure that its really private....

didnt you spam your own dick lmao.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

I have a boyfriend, not married though. The guy that destroyed me on Tuesday night turned out to be really cute. ended up taking me out yesterday. We spent the whole day together... *sigh* I may need to quit posting soon.

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I hope he takes you away from here forever

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

no one cares

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Originally Posted by Jihad Josh

I hope he takes you away from here forever

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I hope you'll remember me when I'm gone...

trust me nobody will

You're going to make me cry, Stevey. PLease stop. :(