hook it up to a car battery and go to town
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hook it up to a car battery and go to town
I wonder if I'll even get off with it
just pretend it's doli's dick,,,
Or Tim's because it's the same shape
lisa you know you could have just got some mardi gras beads and a toothbrush right
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Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
what is a clit or is it the clit :what:
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jihad Josh again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
status report
did it work
hasn't arrived yet
got my volcano though today and I made anzac biscuits with the cannabutter which taste good
yeah i was literally 100% expecting a post from you explaining $200 dragon dildosQuote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
i hear there are people who will make a mold of a dick and then use the mold to make a dildo shaped exactly the same as that dick, i bet that works both ways
so ruby you could probably get a mold of your mouth made, and fuck that instead
it does. havent you ever heard of Fleshlight Girls?
i bet if the forum girls made fleshliught molds they would clean up
i've offered to make one for my husband since he leaves so much...Quote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
thanks to meQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
oh yeh, nothng a married man loves to fantasize about more than having sex with his wifeQuote:
Originally Posted by Ramen
CagQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
tell me more about how i never stop talking about cag doli, its a good gimmick
can you make me a mold of you, except it's actually you, and we just hang out and I get high and you get drunk and we watch ghost adventures, and not talk about anything you like so I don't murder youQuote:
Originally Posted by Ramen
I have received murder threats from several members here.
yeh, heres one more, im gonna kill your big fat ass rose west
gonna drive to indiana, gonna get my frioend President of Sex's guns, gonna drive to austrlaia, gonna shoot you in your giant jupiter-sized ass
Make a mold of rose wets face so I can masturbate all over it
MY ASS IS NOT FAT!!!
pull over that ass is too fat girl
rose west what's all that junk doing in ur trunk
what does rose west look like?
why is she still here?
elz posted a pic of her zit covered ass somewhere once, maybe he still has itQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
one that is heaps cooler than a loser who uses his sister's undies as a sex toy to jerk off intoQuote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
me too sweetheartQuote:
Originally Posted by rose west
these are small men, very very small men
;)Quote:
Originally Posted by rose west
hmm if i murder you both, that means i would get double the amount of plus rep
very small man who wears a belt on his headQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
:brian:
if i slice you up into small pieces, it's not like anyone anywhere would care
you have no family, you have no friends, this is the perfect crime
i can think of 15 people who would +rep the fuck out of you for thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum