or expect me to buy her anything
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or expect me to buy her anything
IIm an atheist and I do not believe in sex.
I am a pansexual, ungendered (pronouns ei, eis, eim) Asian anarcho-feminist, poet, and enormous Skillrex fan.
nope, not good enough. my kind of girl doesn't expect anything in return but a good hard dickin'. I like my women with daddy issues or low self esteems that cause them to act out sexually.
or just plain drunk
I kill/murder every girl I come in contact with. Im a serial killer! bwahaha! We're very twisted in YTMNSFW.
I've heard those two on the stern show, the guy has erectile dysfunction and hasn't fucked her in months I don't have to wait for her to dump him I could have her right now if I wantedQuote:
Originally Posted by Cody
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
they said she was bald
dont mind if i paste my clipboard
oh we're doing that now?Quote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
[ "$PAM_TYPE" = "open_session" ] || exit 0
#create the mail template
echo "Here's the last 2 lines from /var/log/auth.log" >> /tmp/authmail.txt
# grab the last two lines of the log
tail -n 2 /var/log/auth.log >> /tmp/authmail.txt
# convert to DOS linefeeds
awk 'sub("$", "\r")' /tmp/authmail.txt > /tmp/authmail2.txt
cat /etc/skel/mailtemplate.txt /tmp/authmail2.txt|ssmtp {email address} -au support -ap {password masked for purposes of emailing this}
rm -rf /tmp/authmail*
There is no stare dog big enough for the win youve just created.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
I wrote that script.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
STOP DERAILING MY THREADS!!!!11!
THE DICKHEAD CHEST KICKS DID THIS AT RETARD HABITAT
:(
Youre making Lisa very angry
you're going to have to stop getting so attached to your thread topics because this forum is basically just one big thread
its a shame its not one big dick in my tight bum.
:(
it is what you make of it. I'll bet barry would fuck you, he'd be grateful to have anyone touch him he's probably never even dreamed of getting a girl without a mustache.
http://comeontothelord.com/barrymegathread <--- everything you ever need to know about barry
Ive had four posters send me pics of Barrys dick asking for nudes!
SO RUDE! Im a proper lady, I need signed cocks or no vagoo for you!
jesus really? do these people not know anywhere else to find a picture of a dick on the internet?
that's pretty funny though lol
shut upQuote:
Originally Posted by o0Battery0o
clay this person is a lizard ad n is from the lizard forums and she broke the rules of your contest
Battery is no longer a lizard... She was culled yesterday
great the two of you can stay over now and spend the nightQuote:
Originally Posted by Queen Mud
and mommy says we all have to take a bath together to conserve the hot water so she can take a shower later, and i get to video tape it
exclusive video of queen mud
so vapid...Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
nah jk that's just some girl from youtube who millions of middle aged men jerk off too
i would take her down south
still pretty vapid
Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
Yeah... I don't have a youtube, and only a handful of middle-aged dudes jerk off to me, the rest are pretty young.
pics please
Cody posted them in the Herpetarium... Maks has me pegged at age 48Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
Agree totally, turning around and coming back where you came from is the best option and would make everyone happy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Queen Mud
please link me to them i'm too lazy to look for themQuote:
Originally Posted by Queen Mud
Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
We have a problem then because I'm also too lazy
just tell me this: are you hot
do you fuck over the internet baby cause if so you have come to the right place
bunch of horney dudes looking to fuck chicks via pm's up in rubynet
its true