me and cags firsr date. applebees or kfc

did u have to climb up his shirt to give him a good night kiss cag

u kno what come next :twisted:

cag hop up on my shoulders so you can see out the window

pretty much.

short people should not mate with tall people, u end up with medium size children and nobody wants that

*cag changing a lightbulb que monty python skit*

i'm gonna set u up with my cousin jerry he lives out there around you cag, i think he's got a gf now but i'm not really sure, last i knew he was living with some fat chick but i think that's his roomate,

no. i like guys who can smash me. short guys have mental problems

anyway, there's a crazy drunk living at my dates house. He gets so fucked up drunk and I saw him peeking at everyone through window with a gun.

that u in like 2 years the way u are going cag,

drinking gin at 9am, waving your gun around at the computer screaming JIBBBLES U MOHTER FUCKER

yeah literally. he came out of his room and gawked at us with his mouth open for like 10 minutes. everyone told him to fuck off

gin. ew

who the fuck drinks gin? it's mixer and complete crap.

smart thinking tell a drunk crazy guy with a gun 2 fuck off

he keeps the gun in his room (the garage) i asked them about it and they said he does it all the time. You can't leave any alcohol lying around there. he wasn't allowed to drink with us.

they said they have to slap him to keep him in line.

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who the fuck drinks gin? it's mixer and complete crap.

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niggers and my mother in law thats who

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

who the fuck drinks gin? it's mixer and complete crap.

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niggers

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Originally Posted by UofLCardfan08

niggers

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http://youtu.be/0Cxr1-b6Xkc

niggers

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Originally Posted by Cody

niggers and my mother in law thats who

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Originally Posted by UofLCardfan08

niggers

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:swoon: omg grampyhack if i wasnt married id be omw to kentucky right now!

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I go the gym with perma blueballs like I'm a fucking T-rex with a hardon
Since Jibbles has neglected his subforum duties (which is stupid because why would he ask the admins to give him one if he's never going to use it? ) I will build this thread up as Jibbles makes more posts. People from all over the world are going to log in simultaniously because they just can't wait to see which incredible Jibbles post I will pick next.

I'm going to put a lot of time and effort.. Think I might skim the spinflippy and oldpeoplekingdom boards to see what other literary treasures Jibbles spits from his fingertips.

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About to go get my swell on at the gym.

Getting pumped as a mother fucker.

Sometimes I like to masturbate until I'm about to bust a fat load and then I go the gym with perma blueballs like I'm a fucking T-rex with a hardon. Just pissed the fuck off. And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight... give me something to break.

Gonna bump the fuck out of Lim bizkit while I lift and play league of legends.

All about boosting those testosterone levels.


she lifted this from jibbles wtf,

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lmao

And I would pick kfc for the macaronis