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08-28-2013
m0nde

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Originally Posted by cbarry

idk whats 40 thousand dollars in meth right now worth

i bet peter quinn makes that in a week
08-28-2013
Autistic Spectrum

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

It is my aunt who is taking the drugs. She's a stay at home mom with 3 kids that believes in conspiracy theories and fema camps. She literally suspects everyone of being a narcissist and obsesseses over it.

lol your aunt is marco
08-28-2013
timmy

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

fuck you tim, rmeeber the time u won the lottery , i've been hurt before

hey i'd be clearing 70k per year if having two jobs didnt increase the tax on one
08-28-2013
always stevey

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

that's a big no, u also can't have any sort of assets at all, they wanna keep the black cag down,

there must be a way, a loophole I can go through.
08-28-2013
Gentleman Doli

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

lol your aunt is marco

i was goign to make tihs FREAKIGN joke....
08-28-2013
BatteriWyfe

yep

I have a penis shaped straw

it was given to me along with the boob shaped dummy, I think that went in the bin though
08-28-2013
Autistic Spectrum

i thought tim acutally won the lottery god dammit, i was so happy for him, and happy everyone who hated tim was so mad,,
08-28-2013
Gentleman Doli

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

there must be a way, a loophole I can go through.

the loop hole, is caled "Tims hole", it's a hole that's on tims butt, it's very red and it bleeds some times. its what we in the business (talk to garfield for the deets) like to call "damaged".
08-28-2013
BatteriWyfe

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Originally Posted by cbarry

lisa can you tell me how much meth is per kilo?
preferbably watler white standards

I don't know, never bought it
08-28-2013
Autistic Spectrum

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

there must be a way, a loophole I can go through.

you can def work under the table, ask your pimp if he is willing to not give you w2's anymore and pay u in cash
08-28-2013
Autistic Spectrum

l\lisa
08-28-2013
timmy

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

i thought tim acutally won the lottery god dammit, i was so happy for him, and happy everyone who hated tim was so mad,,

:arnie: welcome to 2008
08-28-2013
always stevey

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

lol your aunt is marco

My aunt is fucking insane. Yesterday she was drinking on that fancy psychotropic medication and ranting at me like Angelina Joli from Girl Interupted. You try to walk away and she'll scurry after you so you have no choice but to listen.
08-28-2013
Gentleman Doli

i tihnk youd rprobably :stare: enjoy these forums a lot more if u jsut pretended it was 2008.
08-28-2013
StompleB

we aussies
we play joke
we put peepees in our snouts
08-28-2013
timmy

what the fuck is the :arnold: smiley :schwaznegger: :arnoldschwarznegger: :nigger: fuck you ruby
08-28-2013
always stevey

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

l\lisa

dancing and collecting disability making bank
08-28-2013
Gentleman Doli

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

My aunt is fucking insane. Yesterday she was drinking on that fancy psychotropic medication and ranting at me like Angelina Joli from Girl Interupted. You try to walk away and she'll scurry after you so you have no choice but to listen.

Maam, Im afraid your aunt has a fatal case of fail aids.
08-28-2013
always stevey

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

the loop hole, is caled "Tims hole", it's a hole that's on tims butt, it's very red and it bleeds some times. its what we in the business (talk to garfield for the deets) like to call "damaged".

I didn't know Tim's ass was a portal
08-28-2013
m0nde

timmy, you should still go to penguin island. there's no excuse for you not having done it yet.
lisa's up for it.
08-28-2013
BatteriWyfe

interesting cag because I've worked for 17 years, got two degrees and well you're a second rate stripper
08-28-2013
Autistic Spectrum

cag u should raise your cousins your aunt sounds like she might one day think they are a UN Peace keep sqaud and shoot them down so she does not have to go to the fema camps
08-28-2013
Gentleman Doli

*sighs verey heaviley, leaning on an action star wiht all the life beign sucked out of my face and the jaded wrinkles that come with age showeing, but even still i can manage a bare, grim smile at the most empic of all memes* The cake is a lie.... LOL
08-28-2013
Autistic Spectrum

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Originally Posted by BatteriWyfe

interesting cag because I've worked for 17 years, got two degrees and well you're a second rate stripper

what have u done for me lately lisa
08-28-2013
Gentleman Doli

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Originally Posted by BatteriWyfe

interesting cag because I've worked for 17 years, got two degrees and well you're a second rate stripper

ddnit u say u wanted to fuck cag lol
08-28-2013
Gentleman Doli

cag told me taht a russian girl peed on her. maybe u can do the same tihng???
08-28-2013
always stevey

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

cag u should raise your cousins your aunt sounds like she might one day think they are a UN Peace keep sqaud and shoot them down so she does not have to go to the fema camps

She will think they are devils and drown them in the bathtub, Andrea Yates style.
08-28-2013
BatteriWyfe

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

ddnit u say u wanted to fuck cag lol

no
08-28-2013
Gentleman Doli

rusian, australian, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_4Wqm_zhIY
08-28-2013
Autistic Spectrum

ya i bet that there might be a shady strip club cag, that will pay u under the table idk strip clubs are usally on the up and up tho lmao
08-28-2013
m0nde

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Originally Posted by BatteriWyfe

interesting cag because I've worked for 17 years, got two degrees and well you're a second rate stripper

lisa, don't listen to these people. you don't have to justify anything to anyone. what you're doing RIGHT NOW with your life is what counts and we all know you're doing exactly what you dreamed of.
08-28-2013
always stevey

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

cag told me taht a russian girl peed on her. maybe u can do the same tihng???

*MARKS THREAD READ MARKS THREAD CODE RED*
08-28-2013
timmy

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Originally Posted by m0nde

timmy, you should still go to penguin island. there's no excuse for you not having done it yet.
lisa's up for it.

i cant just say to both of my bosses that im disappearing for a few days to see an unemployed welfare recipient who lives in housing commission that i know from an internet comedy forum
08-28-2013
BatteriWyfe

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Originally Posted by m0nde

lisa, don't listen to these people. you don't have to justify anything to anyone. what you're doing RIGHT NOW with your life is what counts and we all know you're doing exactly what you dreamed of.

RIGHT NOW I'm downloading Borderlands 2 and smoking joints while posting with you losers
08-28-2013
Gentleman Doli

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Originally Posted by cbarry

i cant just say to both of my bosses that im disappearing for a few days to see an unemployed welfare recipient who lives in housing commission that i know from an internet comedy forum

dude,,, u totaly can
08-28-2013
always stevey

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

ya i bet that there might be a shady strip club cag, that will pay u under the table idk strip clubs are usally on the up and up tho lmao

Spearment Rhino gets away with under the table business sometimes
08-28-2013
BatteriWyfe

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Originally Posted by cbarry

i cant just say to both of my bosses that im disappearing for a few days to see an unemployed welfare recipient who lives in housing commission that i know from an internet comedy forum

heh

I don't live in housing commission you dipshit, been paying private rent like the majority of adults since I was 16

you fully still live with your parents
08-28-2013
Gentleman Doli

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

*MARKS THREAD READ MARKS THREAD CODE RED*

the brawl hall, its a hall for brawls...
08-28-2013
m0nde

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Originally Posted by BatteriWyfe

RIGHT NOW I'm downloading Borderlands 2 and smoking joints while posting with you losers

that's exactly what i'm talking about. everything that's happened in your life, all your degrees and rapes and thousands of years of jobs lead up to you doig whatever it is you're doing and posting that, right there.
08-28-2013
Autistic Spectrum

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Originally Posted by cbarry

i cant just say to both of my bosses that im disappearing for a few days to see an unemployed welfare recipient who lives in housing commission that i know from an internet comedy forum

and murder her u forgot the most important part,

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