when im rich im gonna wear a suit every day and walk around talking about important business deals on a bluetooth so people know how important i am
when im rich im gonna wear a suit every day and walk around talking about important business deals on a bluetooth so people know how important i am
i wanna be cag's gynecologist when i grow up
Thats great. I am not one. I am the sole instructor of a course called System Development Methods CIS251Quote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
Im not a teaching aide or whatever
http://stevevincent.info/CIS251index.html
lets all take camerons lawn mowing class
e following questions are provided to help you study for the first test. Do not expect to see these exact questions on the test.
How does the text define systems analysis?
What is Moore's Law? How does it affect some of your decisions in system design?
What should be included in a business profile?
What is an enterprise application? Explain how this is different from an application that supports enterprise computing.
The text discusses four kinds of modeling in chapter 1. Name the four things that it says you should consider modeling.
The text listed five classic phases of a System Development Life Cycle. Name them.
A classic recommendation in system development is to start with your reporting requirements. What does this approach lead you to define next?
What does the word iteration mean with respect to system development?
When writing system documentation, or any other business communication, you should always start with Kipling's six honest serving men. List them, and state a meaning that each may have when planning communications.
When talking to people, one on one or in groups, how can you determine whether they are understanding your message?
Since the text brings it up, why is it better to admit you don't know something than to make up an answer? If this is not obvious to you, what are the possible repercussions when people find out your answer was wrong or harmful?
What does the acronym SWOT stand for?
What reasons would cause you to write a business case? What should a business case include?
IT projects were once done only by the IT department. What other groups are commonly included in planning such projects now?
How could an IT project reduce a company's productivity?
What is ROI and why is it important in a business case?
The text mentions that some projects are done to provide stronger controls. What is it talking about?
What kind of system project is more likely to be started in bad economic times? How about in good times?
What is the purpose of a system review committee?
The text lists four kinds of feasibility. What are they? Devise a scenario for each that would cause a prudent analyst to reject a project.
What does a Pareto chart look like? What does it tell you? What should it help you decide?
What are two ways that an XY chart might appear? What does the word "correlation" have to do with an XY chart?
Explain why choosing to focus on project's speed to completion, quality of work, or low cost will have a negative effect on the feature or features you do not focus on.
Assume you have a short project with five tasks. Sketch a Gantt chart that might be made for it. Explain what the bars mean, what the x and y axis stand for, and what would be indicated by two colors on each bar.
What is another kind of chart that serves that same purpose as a PERT chart?
Why does the text say that PERT charts are made with a bottom up technique?
Which kind of chart shows tasks on separate horizontal lines? What does this mean? How is the same concept shown on chart that shows some tasks on the same horizontal line?
What are two definitions of a critical path in a series of tasks? How is a critical path shown in a chart?
What kind of chart shows how often problems of several types occur?
What is the reason that a project manager monitors a project? What are two mechanisms the text proposes the project manager use?
lol holy shit, it's for middle manger faggots, LET'S GET OUR SYNGERY TOGETHER PEOPLE WE NEED MORE INTERPLAY HERE WE NEED TO ACHIEVE SYNERGISTIC INTERPLAY THIS WEEK!
srsly u are teaching useless shit to useless people, it would be better if you just told everyone the right way to use a weed wacker against chain link fenceing
Dp this is stuff u should know as a guy who makss software or websites or whatever
i hate project mangers like i can't use basecamp, they waste my time,
get in tinychat.com/rubynet cameron we can discuss how useless this all is
Im at work
I bought some lovely stuff at the local thrift shop
spamming your ex's email with pictures of animal sex
couldnt be sure of which one it was so i just spammed all of their emails with a picture of you at the top
Woukdnt surprise me if plug drugs had a vast array of bestiality porn.
;)
cag and plug drugs, the perfect couple?
Are you talking to me? What ex?Quote:
Originally Posted by Moonman
And why would you do that to me mike I thought we were friends
i really hope you have more than one suit if the dress code is suits only cameron
also if you actually got suits from thrift store please get them tailored, nothing worse than ill fitting suits.
LmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Ruby's Wife's Sister
I have an old one but its too big for me also its black and too formalQuote:
Originally Posted by Ruby's Wife's Sister
I only bought the jacket
its gray idk what to pair it with, i have some khaki pants I guess
wish I could wear my oxford coat but I think its too casual
Oh what a dilemma
i thought pierre cardin was a designer label but rubys sister wife corrected me, turns out its sold at Sears idk, ugh, idk.
plebeian shit, I turn my nose up at it, only the finest designer brands for this groundskeeper
literally not a groundskeeper thats just a joke
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k bye
i told you it sounded middle class lol sears you need more than one jacket people will legit notice you wear the same jacket and make fun of you
wear a 3 piece with an old fashioned pocket watch
and a monocleQuote:
Originally Posted by 0mon Ra
Wear your old orange outfit from when you were an inmate
I dont have the money for a nice suit right now and this teaching job doesnt yet pay a whole lot since I am only teaching one class and I'm at the lowest paygrade
wear your favorite tf2 hat