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cag's dick is bigger than plug drugs, lamo
you hurt my dicks feelings, going to go rub lotion on it
Revenge of the baby dicks.
Your dick is pretty ugly, not attacking, just being honest pluggy.
yaQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
cag is my dick good ;-]
i'm really going to believe you on a troll forum where you hate my gutsQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
at a party once a bunch of the guys whipped their dicks out and the girls critiqued them, mine got second place, but only because the guy in first place was like godzilla
a troll forum, is no place to meet a nice girl, u want to go to a horse painting collector forum for that
i got a 10/10 for shape; which is all that matters because thats the only thing about a dick that's hereditary and the girls can sense that and it makes them crave my cock
lol i bet you don't even have that second place ribbon and are making this all up
i made up the 10/10 part and they didnt give us 1st place 2nd place etc, but i just gauged their reactions and what they said about all our cocks
so basically all the guys just whipped their dicks out
lol ya taht rly hapened !!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Moonman
dolis never been to a party where people got naked :rofl: loser
Yes sir it is. ^__^ best dick in the worldQuote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
No one wants to go to a dirty crackhead orgy except u pluggy
:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
tuck him in, read him a beddy bye story, tell him his genitals are special and better than everyone else's
Didn't lisa do that to you like 3 months ago, except now she says it repulsive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Moonman
^__^ oh yeah pluggy has a nice cock... I guess - lisa mcbrownie lmao
gabi-xx is my forum girlfriend,,,
thats because she probably didnt care about me one way or the other i was just the only guy paying attention to her for 7 months and she said it was nice when she liked me, and said it was repulsive when she hated meQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
No its becuz your dick frightened her away. She shunned it to strip for the boys on tinychat.
It's tough to believe plug drugs was invited to a party, but not that it was the sort of party where everyone whipped their dicks outQuote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
Pluggy is a massiv faggot
i'm sure she's had no problem slobbering away on many a penises that were way below mine on a 1-10 scale
fag party at plug drug's grandma's house in the swamp,,, bring your dick's gent's your gonna need em
she was like "pluggy who i can see whack off whenever, or strip for a bunch of young men from the forum in tinychat i may only get the opportunity to do that once"
pluggy sausage fest 2013
zzzzzzz
Now she's like fuck off Michael you repulsive obsessed freak lmao.
good, i hate her
if you can think of anything i could do to make her like me even less, let me know
you have her home phone number,, call her every 10 mins
ask her if she's gonna be your internet gf every 10 mins till she says yes
i'd maybe befriend her again just long enough to really make it hurt when i crash her down again
Seranade lisa with your shitty guitar over the phone.
my guitar playing isnt shitty its godly
call her, right now, tell her you where just thinking about her, let her know that you care,,,
do this every 10 to 15 mins you are awake,,
belvie me she will fall in love with you again