you're such a faggot,
this wasn't meant to be a dicksizing thread but now it is,
i'm better than all you fags blah blah blah i can take pics to prove it blah blah blah
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you're such a faggot,
this wasn't meant to be a dicksizing thread but now it is,
i'm better than all you fags blah blah blah i can take pics to prove it blah blah blah
what do you drink i can make fun of your shit tasting beer that costs just as much to make as keystoneQuote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
keystone tastes good and its CHEAP and it has high alcohol content, like youre some fucking professional on beer and partying even though you never leave the house
my only keystone experience was 60 cans at some 4 day music festival (read: drinking festival) and ill never drink it again
i drink alexander keiths ipa go ahead make my day
elz youre not going to stop me from owning garfield
its just beer...Quote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
Does everything you buy and do have to be one big gay fashion statement you fucking faggot?
Keystone is the best tasting cheap beer you fucking moron, what do you drink budweiser? Cheap rice beer hahaha and they actually get you dumbasses to pay 22 dollars a case for it! Amazing!
Eat my shit
i used the syringe to measure out methadone, and yes they're shroomsQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
you wouldnt know real drugs if they were mainlined into your jugular
haha you're some fag who thinks he has good taste because he drinks 'ale'Quote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
thats one step below fufus who drink wine thinking they have good cultural taste
that doesnt make any sense
also click http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/im...lapse_tcat.png at the top right to own elz
i read nietzsche and schopenhauer you wannabe intellectuals
i don't normally drink beer, but when i do, i drink imported ale because i'm a giant faggot
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keiths isnt imported you sillyQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
i think a sign of aspergers is an inability to understand sarcasm or when someone is being mockedQuote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
elz you are putting way more effort into this than it takes for any of us to just scroll past your posts
my post was specifically designed for you to react in this exact way what you fail to realize is that you are infact pwnedQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
and my post was made knowing that you would respond in this exact way, counter-pwned :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
you've just activated my trap card!
Guys, I have.... tragic news....
... Beer can city has collapsed.
Old beer spilled out onto my power strip and it started sparking and shit, it was a rush
Cool drug collection man :rofl:
hahaha you think thats going to get a reaction out of me??
Well guess what, it will
YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS DONT EVEN HAVE DRUG CONNECTIONS, YOU PROBABLY COULDNT EVEN FIND A GUY TO GET YOU ALCOHOL WHEN YOU WERE UNDERAGE BECAUSE YOURE TOO MUCH OF A BITCH
thread recap:
some posters need to think a needless 12ml syringe is a turkey baster or that mushrooms are just "run of the mill things you can get anywhere from anyone for free" because they cant handle that i'm way cooler than them :cool:
I always think masturbation is much better than drugs, it's for free
yeah masturbation is pretty good, and drugs are also pretty good
combining the two is about as close as you can get to heaven. Try masturbating on coke or speed some time, its great, I highly recommend it
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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
i only drink the finest craft beer because i can afford itQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
methadone is for people who cant afford heroin
i am a great juggler
i live in texas where cows run around every couple of blocks, i literally find mushrooms on the side of the road theyre like 2 dollars for a huge ass cap here, also you make them with brown flour and vermiculum in your oven/closet in about 2 weeksQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
mushrooms - "the rarest drug of all"
take a picture of methadone being shot into your arm with a rubynet timestamp on it and ill shut the fuck up
they are, if you know what you're looking for you can find them growing wild.Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
wtf is there to measure clinic juice bottle use a baby spoon if your too scared to catch a buzz better yet learn to partyQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
pills form are in various mg.
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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
mommy is going to be pissed'first for stealing her beer and methadone'second for ruining the attic carpetQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
+1Quote:
Originally Posted by Synthetics
:facepalm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
+1Quote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
snicker snicker laughQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
life is short drink good beer
http://s019.radikal.ru/i605/1204/bb/a9a80437b1b3.jpg
:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex Littleton
Becks is good, then again so is any beer made under The Reinheitsgebot.
I can get shrooms for free in the summer, they grow wild here in Florida. A few summers ago me and my friend Dan filled his whole bathtub up with shrooms. We were so high on shrooms that we were selling whole freezer bags full of them for 20 dollars to our bros. So uhhhhh....Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
"i'm better because i make more money"Quote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
if we were in real life you'd be on the ground right now
who the fuck are you? i've got a few 30mg roxicodones sitting right here, i go through sixty 30mg adderall a month. I can take doses of methadone in a single sitting that would make you freak out and think you're dying and cause you to run to the ER crying like a little bitch, you presume to tell ME about drugs? you don't know SHIT about drugsQuote:
Originally Posted by Alex Littleton
in northern minnesota/wisconsin there is a 2 week growing window - once in fall, once in spring. If you don't find any during that time frame, you're shit out of luck and have to find some in a different stateQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
Becks tastes like SHITQuote:
Originally Posted by Synthetics
answer me this:
Why, in the name of God, do you buy shitty tasting beer and pay more for it? Do you think its classy? Do you have to sort of gag down the shit and go "yep, this is the taste of excellence! I'm livin the life"
fags
not everyone lives in northern minnesota, even in CT they're pretty common it's just that most people don't know what to look for (including me, I've never been mushroom hunting)Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
cubensis are pretty easily identifiable, and they are the gold standard for mushrooms, but it only grows naturally in florida/texas/lousiana/alabama. If it bruises blue when handled, that usually means its psilocybinic.
The further north you go, the less and less psilocybinic mushrooms you'll find
yeah well i didn't expect every southern hick from florida/texas to congregate in this threadQuote:
Originally Posted by maks