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the butthole is where they live the apartment is where they hunt
when lisa farts birds flock to come feed on the grubs and maggots that are flung out of her cornhole
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
The whole time he was here whilst spazzing at me for messages I got from other guys which incidentally never occurred behind his back he would say "I'm not messaging any other women" but he was, and the very first night he gets home he had her over for a beer and kissed her, it was only then I found out that all while he was acting like a fucking martyr whilst here he was lying and basically she had been messaging him from the minute he came here, no wonder he was so fucking paranoid about me getting messages, he was doing that behind my back.... After he kissed her he was ever so sorry and crying etc... Messaging me at 4am and stuff then when I'd try to speak to him at what was a reasonable time of day for us both he was too busy "blowing off steam" as he put it. Anyway this went on a bit. How did I find out he had actually hooked up with her? Well the night before he was literally crying on Skype to me, he told me to call him in the morning because he was crying too much. I called him in the morning about 9am his time, he answered and sounded tired, I asked him if he wanted me to call him back later, he said yes he'd like a few more winks.... a few hours later I tried to call, he literally refused to take my call, I got a text message saying, "you need an Australian boyfriend".... a couple of hours after that was when I saw the pic cag posted, he never had the decency to actually tell me this, that was literally how I found out. So I was fucking embarrassed and of course upset so I threaten him to take all my pics off his Facebook or else... And then he's just fucking prancing around here like a fucking spineless piece of shit while I had literally no-one to talk to until my secret new boyfriend didn't hate me. Hence me coming back pissed off at rootbeer and telling him to fuck off.
rootbeer played you like a fucking pimp remind me to shake his hand
bro i was about to say rootbeer confirmed for current forum pimplord 2k14 welcome to the new styleQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
if your daughter is a functioning autistic from michigan or a haggard used up australian trash collector then u best lock yo do' nigga rootbeer on that hunt nigga
from desperate virgin to mack fucking daddy in like 2 months time that guy ownsQuote:
Originally Posted by clay
rootbeer you scoundrel
For the record I have offered to send him the fucking diamonds he got me.
But I'm keeping the fucking ipad
wtf he got you diamonds,,,, sell that shit for meth,,
or a encrust your 200 dollor pillow with them,,, nothing like sleeping on a pillow encrusted with diamonds
brown rice
of course you are, you're a whoreQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter
penguins out of the bag,clay is lisa's secert new boyfriend,
LolQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
begin your post with secret's out, the croods lost the academy award
Piss off stompleb you sack of moron
quokka's out of the bag,, stomple b is lisa's new boyfriend,,, ,anyone can quote this with a boyish figure joke i don't care, it's way too low brow for me to call stomple a child fucker
stompleb nobody is talking about nude children itt please get the fuck out you're contributing nothing
i've moved past the croods, and on to the lego movie,, which fucking ruled
its like they updated the star trek enterprise theme song for lego's
I'll do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
Stomple just because I look like a beaten up 12 year old boy with black eyes doesn't mean that I am and doesn't mean you should sniff around me or topics pertaining to me.
You're a backstabbing ingrate fucking try-hard low ranking wannabe following loser.
stomple b the woody allen of ytmnsfw fourms
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Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter
wait so let me get this straight, both stomple and marks dislike lisa, and both lisa and marks dislike stomple, does that mean that stomple and marks are somehow friends now
rare picture of the 12 year old boy lisa looks like
http://i1-news.softpedia-static.com/...jpg?1377521220
and yes stompleb would hit that
the math is pretty fuzzy let me crunch the numbers
:stomple:
no in fact if I have a horse in this race it's lisaQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
we would all like to ride lisa like the thoroughbred that she is but sadly only rootbeer has lived that dream
always swatting flies with her tail
mein gott...
Die.
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Originally Posted by Camoron