we WERE in love. Means rootbeers single, boys. And this bear could use some honey
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we WERE in love. Means rootbeers single, boys. And this bear could use some honey
No asswipe. He went home and promptly cheated on me with a fat swamp whore which I found out he was with and they "make each other happy" by cag posting shit from his Facebook here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Desolation
You can take your judgement of me and shove it up your gross hairy ass.
Fuck off backup plan
roobeer has to give all of his parents money to his step childern now, and lisa's pissed, that was her money
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Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
go back to your coffin ghoul
For the hundredth time you sent me here I didn't want to leaveQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter
you can't cheat on a whore lisa that's not how the prostitute-john relationship worksQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter
lisa go around your flat and gather as much of rootbeers cum as you can,put that cum into a jar, label the jar rooty's jizz, keep it on your shelf if you even have a shelf or a jar because you are so poor
remember when everyone was dissing rootbeer and lisa when he was there and he replied with "youre all just jelous im getting pussy" or some shit, its like wow, fucking WOW youre getting something consents as easy as a fucking donkey
she consents really quick because she doesntr want to get raped
he followed his dreams, blew his load all over the place then got kicked off a haunted island , he's lived more in 2 months than any of your jealous fucktards will live in your entire life
i wonder if they had babies wouold the babies have curly oil spill hair or bald like rootbeer
i would rather have curly hair then shave it bald
i have a theroy that they did have a kid, because rootbeers current girlfriend looks exactly like lisa and rootbeer's daughter if she was in her 20's , so some how thehaunted penguin island carnviel tilt a wheel is a time machine, that bends both time and space, mixing and matching shit from the multiverse and somehow rootbeer is now fucking his grown up daughter from a parallel unvesise
eugneics,,,, to make stronger arms
if you were in love you wouldn't have had such a miserable time. you were in lust and you're too inexperienced to tell the difference.Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
scary shitQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
and I'm not even going to say what concerned me in the back of my mind about that
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Originally Posted by maks
I know the difference. I got the raw deal in aus but I loved Lisa and did everything I could for herQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
loving someone = throwing wads of cash at them
"Got the raw deal" ?Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
Oh DO explain there hero.
youre such a hero rootbeer, bedding that hard to get gal, shes so, hard to break the ice with, and harder to snap her legs open wtih you need a fucking crowbar
raw deal? more like raw dog
I know you believe that but sooner or later you're going to recognize it for what it was, puppy love, not at all the same thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
I did everything for her, I loved Lisa more than anybody. Say whatever you want but don't say I wasn't in love.
you know what the most dangerous thing in america is?
a nigger with a libary card,
You did NOT do everything for me. I did as much for you as you did for me. Fuck off and quit sending me the love text messages, in case you've forgotten you're "very happy" with your swamp whore g/f.Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
Now GET!
you wern't in loveQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
did you marry her root or did you fly back to the states and get 4 fingers deep in some bar skank swampy marsh lands? One of those is a sign of love.
that's not love, it's desperation. how many people do you know who spend that much on a relationship that's only a couple of months old? I've been with my girlfriend a year, we're both pretty well off and we've never spent that kind of money on each other, it's not normal, and frankly it's not healthy. I hope you're not making the same mistake with the current girlfriend, any girl who isn't creeped out by that is only putting up with it because she wants more.Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
MARRY THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND THAT'S LISA'S MOM SHE PAYS HER RENT
Nope sorryQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
No she doesn't dpQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
Actually you should listen to maks.Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
I dropped $60 on my first gf and she sent me a thanks ;) text message FUCK YOU JENNIFER I WANT MY AMAZON DOLLARS BACK YOU FUCKING SLUT
i would have stolen lisa's inflatble tub, her retarded cat, her fancy 200 dollor pillow and took that stupid bitch for everything she had, you either play the game or the game plays you
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Desolation
Look I'm giving you good advice, you can choose to take it or not I'm not going to beat you over the head with it, that's been my position since the very beginning. Please don't get offended though because I am honestly trying to help.Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer