and your pinky finger because you are more likely to acutally cut it off since it's so worthless
and your pinky finger because you are more likely to acutally cut it off since it's so worthless
be patient.. one day you will get your wish but it will be much much better than a finger.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
me nearing 30, my stripper shelf life slowly crawling to a stop, I just may have to kill myself soon.
either that or marry and old guy
monde, you hearing this
I'm too old for monde
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Originally Posted by Jibblez
I think we've all fantasized about thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Jibblez
I'll give you $20 if I can cut her finger off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
cag caused the earthquake by twerking too hard
I was really scared, so I got under my desk at work
stomple works at an office that is open at 6:25 am
lol what are you worried about that it shook the foundations of her trucking and hookers belief system
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I've only ever experienced a harmless earthquake that didn't cause any major damage or injury to anyone.... and that one was fun.
How bad was it?
cag gonna burn
jon bullied cag into marrying himQuote:
Originally Posted by jon
i tried to bully her into marrying me
we all did it was a lot like how ducks handle things