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did a man that flew 8000 miles to premature ejaculate all over a crazy womens dirty welfare apt just brag about his sexual prowess
Danny reaches for the adderal bottle, but his 4 inch wrists cannot support the weight.... He crumples to the floor like a deflated Puerto Rican balloon. He scrambles to find the pills but he can't stop thinking of cag and Lisa jokes.... "Midget stripper Lolz" he wheezes with his dying breath
so veral, so much testosterone, i'm sure Chinese steroids don't have huge amounts of estrogen in them to bulk up your tittys
rootbeer rolls over to his computer desk in his wheel chair, , lisa, i love you, give me another chance, i miss you so much, wish we could be back togehter,,, oh god i did it again i blew my load all over my cut off wheel chair shorts
rootber i dont think tihs is a fight u can win. at tihs point i dont think any fight is a fight u can win
i love talking to rootbeer now really glad he did not acutally quit all those times he said he was gonna
Really? Like I give a shit what an effeminate choir boy from Texas thinks? Go jerk off to Philip seymore HoffmanQuote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
"Oh I do declare"
go jerk off to Phillip Seymour Hoffman then get ready for the next son and say your prayers
toilet baby girl is here no worries, thanks doli for telling everyone my dark dirty secrets last night while I was drunk and high
why is rootbeer using caps and posting people's names with caps too and like all that shit lisa would be doing if she was using that account
cag your drunk and high all the time
doli jerks off to phillip syemore hoffman
dead baby mush being flushed away down the toilet
I threw up like 10 times this morning from the swill and drugs I took lsy nihght such a bad idea.
does anyone know if its safe to drive my car (which is having multiple misfires thankx to Garfield I took it to autozone and had them stick a code thingy in it which told me about the multiple misfires
that's deep south dialect, (cody land) doli lives in hank hill land, your as stupid as you are dumb and will never make it out of garland aliveQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
but I so need a doughnut
get new spark plugs you stupid bitchQuote:
Originally Posted by cag
effeminate men don't cry when they have orgasms too quickly, so you have no room, to judge, you weird looking steroid junky mutant lisa fucking freakQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
or don't i don't really care cag, plus you can download an app now on your smart phone to read enginge codes in newer cars, you wasted a trip to auto zone
that Yukon belongs to my grandpa, and we just had the cracked window replaced, now this I don't want himto find out or I will be in trouble.
"cry alone in the dark masturbating after a pink haired women beats you up and be judged"- the bible
any car from 1996 and up actually lol, and not only does it do what their computer does and you don't have to pay to use their computers any more but it does a fuck ton more to make your car never break
I already told the stupid bitch about it but she was on too much drugs and dicks to notice
A few weeks ago I didn't have a lighter for my smoke and used a match and suddenly my center console was on fire
ya i have something like that,it only costs like 30 bucks, it's fun, to read your enginge codes,Quote:
Originally Posted by always stevey
>females
I will have smittys auto replace the spark plugs, I am going to dress really sexy and cute when I take it in to use evil influence on them.
you can set the torque app up to have your gauges on it in realtime but they're mirroed, because you put it on your dash and at night it shows up on your fucking windsheild like a HUD in ai fucking VIDEO GAMEEEEE TAHT'S SO COOL IF ONLY I GAVE A FUCK
and act dumber than I really am, the guys like it when I act dumb
but honestly misfires are usally dirty spark plugs that you can either replace your plugs or brush down the metal ends with a wire brush, or it's the spark plug wire thing, it looks like an octopus forget what the fuck it's called
lol @ dp helping cag
my suga daddy came and read the codes and looked in the engine yesterday, I also have a handful of other people that can help me if I need it, but I'd honestly rather pay for a professional to take care of it based on my experience of ex-boyfriends tinkering with my car and not knowing what the fuck they are even doing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
ask them to fix your spark plug octopus wire harness too, they will know what you are talking about
cag did your sugar daddy give you 1000 dollors to help you fix your car
i'm making up for talking about her mom, after she get's it fixed my debt is paidQuote:
Originally Posted by always stevey
Get ready for the next Seymour Hoffman and say your prayers