my pipes are thawing

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Originally Posted by Camoron

rootbeer its ok, i have the same problem, when i first started haing "the sex" (very nice) last thursday i couldnt come for the life of me, it took me like 3 hours, no joke, i am a machine, and i can keep going forever if i want to , the key to it is you jus have to really poiund hard and fast without stopping, then you'll cum

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U started having sex last Thursday?

Grats dude were rly proud 4 u

frozen pipes, very dramatic

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

U started having sex last Thursday?

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Yes.

nd I didnt stop til friday.

it is when the thaw then burst from the expansion of the copper,

camoron lost his virginity last summer when all the tinychats were going opn and he met that girl from the dating site. I know this because he never would have fallen so pathetically in love with cag if he wasn't a virgin.

speaking of pipes rootbeer shuld probably just get his tied

ya that totally happend and that girl who did sex to him was totally real

wasn't just a story to make cag hella jealous,

did it work

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

ya that totally happend and that girl who did sex to him was totally real

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:rofldata:

pex pipes Cameron, those don't burst or leak as easy as copper

i mean idk when i told her i went on ad ate with a girl who fucked dogs she was really strongly encouraging me to not see her again i mean that has to because she was jealous right i mean whats so bad about taking canine cock

nbd imo but cag was like WHOA hold on a minute buddy back it up beep bepe beep she did WHAT and I waslike lmao oh cag u so jeally

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

pex pipes Cameron, those don't burst or leak as easy as copper

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they didnt burst afaik, thank g-d, didnt see any water flooding

:raged: gonna take a pic of my dick in a vagina with "ytmnsfw" written on it to prove it

i hope you did not pay rent while you could not live there

Cag has sucked worse than dog dicks no doubt

i pay rent to my mom but she forgave rent for the last 2 minths for watching heer dog whiel she was out of town.

I spoke to camoron's girlfriend on the phone and she's the sort who will henpeck the fuck out of him if he sticks with her he'd better get used to saying 'yes dear' in a tiny defeated little voice all night long

try and fuck your landlord for free rent

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

try and fuck your landlord for free rent

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yeah be like m0nde

look everyone shut up and listne to me, i have a seirous probe on my hand,s, I want to have more sex but my girlfriend, shde sometimes is likme "not in the mood" as they say, and its rally takinga toll on my self esteem, shoudl i find a girl who will want to have sex a/d/e/d or should i just jerk it out

we still have sex like 4 times a week id say idk i googled "my girlfriend is never in the mood anymore" and there were dudes asking for advice whose gfs hadnt put out in a MONTH or more andi was like HOW DO YOU LIVE 2 days is an enternity to me

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Originally Posted by maks

yeah be like m0nde

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my landlord is my mom thatsthejoke

my girlfreiend is also my mom :plottwist:

need a plottwist smiely

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Originally Posted by Camoron

look everyone shut up and listne to me, i have a seirous probe on my hand,s, I want to have more sex but my girlfriend, shde sometimes is likme "not in the mood" as they say, and its rally takinga toll on my self esteem, shoudl i find a girl who will want to have sex a/d/e/d or should i just jerk it out

we still have sex like 4 times a week id say idk i googled "my girlfriend is never in the mood anymore" and there were dudes asking for advice whose gfs hadnt put out in a MONTH or more andi was like HOW DO YOU LIVE 2 days is an enternity to me

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just googled "fake girlfriend stories" and this was the 4th result

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Originally Posted by Camoron

look everyone shut up and listne to me, i have a seirous probe on my hand,s, I want to have more sex but my girlfriend, shde sometimes is likme "not in the mood" as they say, and its rally takinga toll on my self esteem, shoudl i find a girl who will want to have sex a/d/e/d or should i just jerk it out

we still have sex like 4 times a week id say idk i googled "my girlfriend is never in the mood anymore" and there were dudes asking for advice whose gfs hadnt put out in a MONTH or more andi was like HOW DO YOU LIVE 2 days is an enternity to me

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Get a fleshlight

g-ddAmn

Or a new gf that works too lol

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

Get a fleshlight

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i had one but my intense fucking ripped it apart and i threw it out

I know how to mcguyver up a fleshlight out of a tin can a rubber band and a dead kitten

look,

look, im getting really depressed about this, allright

step one find a dead kitten. if the dead kitten store is closed you can make your own out of a live kitten and a meat tenderizer

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Originally Posted by Camoron

look, im getting really depressed about this, allright

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Get a new girl

step 2 "widen" the dead kitten. I use a drill press, but a standard power drill with a 2" hole saw attachment can do the trick too.

camoron can probably skip this step.

i like my pussy tight

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Originally Posted by Camoron

i like my pussy tight

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OH MY GODS!