if you want men to worship your average/petty existence why don't you go back to 2fjs or to your job?
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if you want men to worship your average/petty existence why don't you go back to 2fjs or to your job?
:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by biggaydolphin
No, you don't. fucking lmao
have literally said i do not want any friends on this website. you are all losers besides the few who work in it/have real jobs on here they are pretty cool. you're the defensive one, i make a few comments about strippers and you cry a river to somehow justify your shit occupation. you are no better than the 60 year old man who smells like b.o. that pays you to dance on his dick. in fact you are inferior to him in every way. you depend on him. he feeds youQuote:
Originally Posted by cag
didn't post on ytmnsfw because i post primarily on forums.bodybuilding.comQuote:
Originally Posted by cag
excuse me while i watch game of thrones
You only say you don't want friends after everyone called you out on trying to fit in. Trying to fit in. Trying to fit in. BigGayDolphin is much too cool to try and fit in with you guys, he has a six pack, plays football for yale, and he's super alpha. That's why everyone here thinks hes so fucking cool. :rofl:
you're either fat and gross, or a skinny, reclusive fucking twerp that makes bad posts, and trys to fit in harder than cody.
to the point where he steals other peoples' posting styles, last week he was trying his hardest to be steveyQuote:
Originally Posted by cag
Maybe you and rootbeer should hook up and shoot up some Chinese animal growth hormones and punch trees for hours together.Quote:
Originally Posted by biggaydolphin
Maybe he could spread some of lisa's herpes onto you.. perhaps he could teach you how to post better has well, because no matter how much rootbeer fucking sucks he will always be better than you. Get the fuck out.
biggaytryingtofitin
How biggaytryingtofitin tried to troll me
-told me I looked like a man
-told me he had a six pack and played football with tim tebow and all his irl college friends
-claims he has a lot of money
-randomly rejoined rubynet after everyone forgot and him and tried to tell everyone what a big deal he was.
Hey guys, I'm big gay dolphin. A highly elite poster from 20 years ago that was really cool and fit in really well. I have a six pack and
hang out with strippers. I play football. I'm a jock. I'm cool. I'm only saying all these things so you'll think I'm awesome.
Did you know that I ripped out my own child with a coathanger and ate it? Don't fuck with me, bitch.
bgd is essentially cody without the backwards political ideals and the shitty job
That's still pretty bad tho
it's actually worse, there's nothing to say about bgd except how he's a shitty p[oster and no one likes him, that's his whole identity he's been here almost 10 years and that's all he's come up withQuote:
Originally Posted by cag
b-but he's gotta six pack nooooo
bgd fits in perfectly, he enjoys acting like a fag, skyping lisa etc, and this forum doesnt work without people to dislike
I agree, but if the best we can do is bgd should we even bother? there's a lot of fun to be had picking on someone like lisa or 2009-era barry, all bgd brings to the table is :cody: and we already have plenty of thoseQuote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
I volunteer to be the new lisa
cag is very honorable, but anyone who pays to use a stripper is a scum bag :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by cag
You didn't pay a stripper, you paid an old Australian whore with herpes and now you're having another outburst (this thread for example) because Lisa won't take you back. This thread reeks of dick hurt.Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
either that or you're desperate to fit in again as that josh fag so eloquently pointed out.
Hey guys, rootbeer here, just wanted everyone to know that I hate Lisa now. You can stop being mean to me, guys. Please don't make fun of
my dead whore grandmother, rotting in the earth because I was too busy chasing old, brown vag than to be with my family when they needed me most. You know the last thoughts that went thru your poor grandma's head as she lay dying her bed "oh that Sherman, he's so selfish and he can't even be with me in my last moments of life.. Thought he cared about me"
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cag how can i fit in plz?
Rooty can say whatever he wants about strippers, while he's making payments for Lisa, and now the disgustingly fat Debbie who needs a meal ticket to pay for her ugly kids.
please respond
The broke dicked king of damaged second hand women
fucking lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by cag
Stop being mean to meQuote:
Originally Posted by cag
Either you are going to kill me irl, or im going to kill you irl. game onQuote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
Hey guys, Rootbeer here, check out my hot 500 lb baby shitting girlfriend Debbie.. and before that.. the lovely lisa and her lisa frank hair on her 50 year old body
Sherman is really beating off the bitches. Man, he's living the dream, he's got Lisa and Debbie begging for a lil bit of that broke dick
Don't get me started on Sherman's grandmother, who died alone in her deathbed because Sherman is a selfish cripple who will do ANYTHING for a bit of stinky poon
Just because lisa bullied him around doesn't mean you're entitled to
Yes. It. Does.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
Once Lisa destroys a poster, it is my green light to make fun of them which means I have exactly two posters I am able to make fun of freely, until dp or doli ruins my moment of glory
today I gave serious thought to giving cag my password and leaving forever but everyone would just figure out it was her so why bother
I can emulate any poster here if I wish. No one can ever tell its me when im using another posters account. not even god. not even if there is a fire
fer real, cag is sooo meanQuote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh