more than you got off rootyQuote:
Originally Posted by ObedientGirl69
more than you got off rootyQuote:
Originally Posted by ObedientGirl69
using the "size of a bic lighter" link you posted, i made a scale.
each different color is 1 inch, or the horizontal span of the bic lighter. the light blue box at the bottom is a baseline for the beginning of your penis. i have judged this based on the location of your thumb and the reasonable assumption that it's pressed up against your pubic mound. your penis is 4.59" long and 4.52" in circumference.
http://i.imgur.com/UUWVhlO.png
thats nice but you missed the 2" of bush that keeps my pants up that high, redo comparison using this pic of my dick when i'm less excited and you'll see the flaw:
https://i.imgur.com/nsrZX9w.jpg
still a good inch and a half of bush down there but im right at 6"
LMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by clay
plus a bic is 3", obviously i cant smash a lighter lower than my dick is without hurting myself and killing my boner.... i can make up fake shit too lets see what i can do with your sixhead and a bic lighter lol
adblock is so wonderful, its also great that shitty 2gb RAM aussie PC's can't run it...
https://i.imgur.com/oYn4nJo.png
let's see..... http://i61.tinypic.com/dw82n6.jpg
clay can I get a graph on this one please?
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Originally Posted by Nigger From Texas
1. its impossible to do the scale for that picture because you are not holding a bic lighter in it. you're obviously an idiot.
2. considering that you are obviously pressing the lighter extremely hard into your pubis, any hair you might have there would only account for the smallest fraction of an inch.
3. you're a painter and i assume you have a number of rulers or measures around your house. theres a very blatant reason that you wouldnt ever actually use one of these tools to measure your penis. because it would be realistic in its measurement.
we can't see the height of the lighter from the photo becaue you are pressing it into yourself with such a great force it disappears into your body. but we can see the width of it, which we know to be 1 inch. thank youQuote:
Originally Posted by Nigger From Texas
actually i skipped the ruler because it was so cliche, next time i feel like photographing my dick for a forum full of faggots i'll shave and use a tape measure, now unherp my fucking main acct.Quote:
Originally Posted by clay
LMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by clay
also my thumb is on the base of the lighter i have big ass hands clayton my thumb is literally 1" wide
brown pussy mcskankskank why dont you admit it, you saved this pics to polish dat pearl toQuote:
Originally Posted by ObedientGirl69
you could be holding the lighter near the middle and pressing it down into yourself. if your thumb is at the very base of the lighter, then that lighter is not three inches tall. it's that simple. please continue to use the smallest objects you can possibly find to measure your penis. it definitely makes it look so much bigger
and that's all? You won't fluff it up more yourself?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nigger From Texas
I don't want to know I just want your avatar changed to this http://i61.tinypic.com/dw82n6.jpg
I want you to stop interfering with the penises before I fuck you with something worseQuote:
Originally Posted by Nigger From Texas
https://i.imgur.com/6P0OcCw.jpg
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size 14 shoes, 2xl glove size, and an avg dick, sucks to be white...
yeah suck itQuote:
Originally Posted by Nigger From Texas
suck that bic lighter
according to item A your bic lighter is 3.26 so let's say 3.25 inches tall. this, again, is going by your assertion that a bic lighter is 1 inch wide. i have also just found a separate question and answer website which lists the size of a bic lighter at 3.25x1". so obviously my ability to scale things in image is awesome and you suck.
i applied this new and complete scale to the original image. we're now able to see how hard you are jamming that lighter into your pubic fat in order to make it look like your dick is bigger. i outlined the yellow scale to make it easier to see where the end of the lighter is. more than likely, i feel like youve put it below your dick in your balls a little bit so it could go even deeper. nice job acting like a big dick faggot with your 4.5 inch dick.
http://i.imgur.com/TjB2ZUq.png http://i.imgur.com/Qn1JGb0.png
why does clay know so much about how to make your dick look bigger?
he knows all the secrets
lotta gifyo watchin
lol fuck you clay i'll get a ruler out next time i jerk off to MFC just to shut you up, i know i have at least 5.5 and when im really into it 6". because of cervixes and my ability to hit them hard enough to make women cry out in pain.
idk but before i take new pics i want to attend the clay school of bigus dickus pics.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
clay is literally in love with cody its not a joke anymore
I heard on the grapevine that clay broke the forum's registration
Further to my earlier gambits I would like to add that I can fix that given the admin panel and enough time to navigate it... I can do this without breaking the forum.... JSYK
And I vow not to reinstate cody on any level of forum control
idk ive been running all over the internets pretending to be ruby or clay for like 3 months havent had one new lizard show up here im losing my touch
i dont want control of anything unless its my new subforum i asked for and you wont be posting in thereQuote:
Originally Posted by ObedientGirl69
I vow not to give anyone anymore sub forums
well that stevyos one needs to go i mean seriously he doesnt even post anymore
it could easily be repurposed and renamed for me
Steveyos section stays and you do not get a sub forum
Now back the fuck out of the $380 a month extortion ring
I can save this company at least $380 a month and all you can do is annoy me
you cant save anyone a god damned thing you can't even save yourself from having the shittiest life anywhere ever