i fucking hate my fucking life

i love the feeling of dropping a massive deuce, it's like a refreshing pineapple smoothie

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and i spent the weekend with this girl ive been in love with for 5 years,
and friday night was great because i was high on oxy, but that was the last of my oxy and ive been in withdrawals the past 3 days, stranded at her house with no gas money. It was embarassing. Now she's going to start dating this fucking prick douche bag and well i just don't know what to do

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man up little boi, your a junkie loser who will never have anything of worth. Any self respecting woman will distance herself from the likes of you while you whimper and cry about your pain.

stupid little faggit, drugs do come with instructions

learn to read

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i've decided that once these withdrawals are over i'm going to get my life on track and start working out and stuff

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Who you kidding, you love your miserable life drinking natural ice and creeping Walmarts parking lot checking every unlocked car ashtrays for change.

he works at Walmart so that's his business

idk who UofLCardfan08 is but I like them

ALL GIRLS ARE SLUTS

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garfields hole repair shop 20 dollars a hole, but he'll do it pro bono (lmao) if hes horny

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a pro boner :XD:

it only gets better, pd.
not even a month ago i was losing blood from the ass and stomach simultaneously i seriously was starting to think i contracted ebola because i had constipation & diarrhoea simultaneously

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http://i.imgur.com/JvJjC.gif

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the sun is shining everyday :-)

its too fucking hot in scotland I wish the sun would fuck off

I am naked :kilt:

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it only gets better, pd.
not even a month ago i was losing blood from the ass and stomach simultaneously i seriously was starting to think i contracted ebola because i had constipation & diarrhoea simultaneously

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after the big solid chunk of feces came out, a wave of liquid came out after it, as if the solid chunk of constipationatory shit was the cork in the bottle of diarrhea

nobody else likes your life either stop posting about it faggot

i messed myself

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Originally Posted by UofLCardfan08

man up little boi, your a junkie loser who will never have anything of worth. Any self respecting woman will distance herself from the likes of you while you whimper and cry about your pain.

stupid little faggit, drugs do come with instructions

learn to read

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the worst part is the guy shes going to start dating is shorter than me, uglier than me, and younger than me.
maybe i just tried too hard or maybe this guy has brainwashed her or something, idk

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yeah thats still going to happen when/if you clean up too
GOTO girl->next

i'd edit that to include the ; but ive made it clear i hate and suck at OOP

bump this thread every time plug drugs talks about his superior intellect & his incredible prospects that hes squandered

:clown:

He found love now and that's all that matters

yes he's in love with someone he met on the internet, a hoe-bag from another continent who's 15 years older than him. I'm sure this will end well.

Maybe his parents will give him the $ to fly out to meet/fuck her before it becomes too late for her to have any children

so lisa is just a rebound for someone so desperate to fill their empty void of feelings that he convinced himself he feels attachment to someone simply based on there copy pasting, intriguing and sad

i feel bad for the guy, we should game sometime (xbl ofc)

bitch you arent even good at drugs youre probably doing them wrong

move over slut ill show you how to get high

http://i.imgur.com/EwqTOMM.png

did someone also say , plug drugs i also hate you life in this old ass thread

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and i spent the weekend with this girl ive been in love with for 5 years,
and friday night was great because i was high on oxy, but that was the last of my oxy and ive been in withdrawals the past 3 days, stranded at her house with no gas money. It was embarassing. Now she's going to start dating this fucking prick douche bag and well i just don't know what to do

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the worst part is the guy shes going to start dating is shorter than me, uglier than me, and younger than me.
maybe i just tried too hard or maybe this guy has brainwashed her or something, idk

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yeah. the shit was so large, it ripped open my asshole or something i think, and i had to jump in the shower and spray cold water on it until it stopped bleeding

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uggh i'm sitting here with napkins shoved in my ass to soak up blood, is this how women feel when they have their period?
:hmm:

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you know your life's in the toilet when even bob hughes agrees that you need to quit doing drugs

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bump this thread every time plug drugs talks about his superior intellect & his incredible prospects that hes squandered

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did someone also say , plug drugs i also hate you life in this old ass thread

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they didn't have to

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out of pills again?

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yeah :suicidal:

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and i spent the weekend with this girl ive been in love with for 5 years,
and friday night was great because i was high on oxy, but that was the last of my oxy and ive been in withdrawals the past 3 days, stranded at her house with no gas money. It was embarassing. Now she's going to start dating this fucking prick douche bag and well i just don't know what to do

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either quit spending all your money on oxy or get a better job. I was about your age when I realized that carrying a torch for a girl I have no shot with is bullshit and only hurts my head. go to a bar and bang a fat chick, it's way easier than impressing a pretty girl and the end result is the same

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the worst part is the guy shes going to start dating is shorter than me, uglier than me, and younger than me.
maybe i just tried too hard or maybe this guy has brainwashed her or something, idk

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quit doing drugs

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or maybe you're fucking broke and have no motivation beyond getting your next batch of pills. girls are looking for someone to take care of them or at least be half of an equal partnership, you haven't demonstrated that you're ever going to be anything more than dead weight.

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or find a girl who's as big of a junkie as you are but be ready for her to mooch all your drugs

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and leave you when a guy comes along who can afford more drugs for her to mooch

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well i'm going to go take a huge shit.
This cheese pizza i ate a week ago has been backed up in my digestive tract for like a week now

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i thought this girl was different, i guess theyre all the same though

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pretty sure that's a sign you're taking a dangerous amount of opiates lmao

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yeah. the shit was so large, it ripped open my asshole or something i think, and i had to jump in the shower and spray cold water on it until it stopped bleeding

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i'm jealous of female drug users, because the dose they need to get high is much lower than a man's dose because women weigh less

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uggh i'm sitting here with napkins shoved in my ass to soak up blood, is this how women feel when they have their period?
:hmm:

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ive been doing opi and opi/dep stacks 10 yrs more than you have, sailor
i can't even remember the last time i had a crush on anyone.

you could've had a chance with her.

hey, you still have a chance of making it to your 35th birthday or creating something


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you know your life's in the toilet when even bob hughes agrees that you need to quit doing drugs

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someones been putting the wrong robotussin on their weed plants lately :rolleyes:

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i've decided that once these withdrawals are over i'm going to get my life on track and start working out and stuff

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bump this thread every time plug drugs talks about his superior intellect & his incredible prospects that hes squandered

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it's only been one week

remember when I used to try to help him holy shit why didn't I realize it was hopeless why did I waste my time

it's healthy and normal to believe in the innate goodness of people; trust but verify

I tried really hard to help him and he turned his back on me as soon as a piece of willing gash came along, I've been in this situation more than once I really need to stop trying to help these people

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I tried really hard to help him and he turned his back on me as soon as a piece of willing gash came along, I've been in this situation more than once I really need to stop trying to help these people

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No point to discuss with him, long time ago since you liked plug drugs

more like I felt sorry for him, I feel bad for these neckbeards who can't accept reality and insist that their place in life isn't their fault, that they're the victims of forces beyond their control, meanwhile it's almost always their fault and they can't start fixing it until they come to grips with that

hey buddy, maybe girls aren't all shallow cunts, maybe if you shaved and showered and lost some weight and learned to have a conversation that isn/t about {anime/photons/some other shit girls don't care about} maybe just maybe you could convince one to touch your penis someday

John why do you necro the worst threads. Is it because there are no lights in your apartment?

what constitutes a good thread, rootbeet