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yeh

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Originally Posted by Desolation

dodging

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don't be silly. i've just heard it all before. it's wrong. it always has been. i regret ever listening to the women that told me those things. believing that feminist propaganda cost me what would have probably been some happy and successful relationships much earlier in life, had i knew better.

cag once told me that she told rootbeer's wife to assert "i have the pussy, i make the rules" and i laughed in her face. after a moment, she laughed too.

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Originally Posted by Desolation

yeh

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The above examples would be able to save them in the day of Jehovahs fury.

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Originally Posted by jon

don't be silly. i've just heard it all before. it's wrong. it always has been. i regret ever listening to the women that told me those things. believing that feminist propaganda cost me what would have probably been some happy and successful relationships much earlier in life, had i knew better.

cag once told me that she told rootbeer's wife to assert "i have the pussy, i make the rules" and i laughed in her face. after a moment, she laughed too.

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There a big difference between feminism and radical feminism, with your power of being sexist what you don't allow cag to do what she needs, even she cannot dump on wc while youre showering, if I were Jon and I make rules, I tell to my cag if she eats more than 3 pieces of pizza in one day, I will put a bullet on her forehead since Cag has kind of disorder behavior which she always obeys me. An obedient girl.

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Originally Posted by Poopalew

The above examples would be able to save them in the day of Jehovahs fury.

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Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

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Originally Posted by m0nde

Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

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and on that day I will break Israels bow in Jezreel Vale.

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Originally Posted by jon

don't be silly. i've just heard it all before. it's wrong. it always has been.

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"dodging don't be silly"

no you literally just did again. you used the excuse "my router went out" to prohibit your pet to post on the forum. you are literally insane and literally too insecure to face any of these claims without "haha i don't care". you're ramen as fuck.

rare gif of jon going on a rampage after cag leaves him

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...a.gif~original

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Originally Posted by Desolation

"dodging don't be silly"

no you literally just did again. you used the excuse "my router went out" to prohibit your pet to post on the forum. you are literally insane and literally too insecure to face any of these claims without "haha i don't care". you're ramen as fuck.

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She cute as fuck stop being mean

jon is taking advantage of a woman who's easily exploitable and too stupid to stand up for herself...he really is a faggot.

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Originally Posted by maks

let cag live her life, you've turned her into a roomba/realdoll so why not just get those two items instead then you'll never have to worry about them having any thoughts feelings hobbies or friends of their own

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woah man, at least I decide where I'm going to clean up, cag doesnt even have that agency
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../RepRoomba.jpg

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

woah man, at least I decide where I'm going to clean up, cag doesnt even have that agency
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../RepRoomba.jpg

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The Bible doesnt condemn legitimate clean expressions of affection.

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Originally Posted by Poopalew

The Bible doesnt condemn legitimate clean expressions of affection.

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thats a relief since I get a lot of dudes getting me to suck them off, that's legitimate right?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../RepRoomba.jpg

leave jon alone. if you tick him off any more, his router could accidentally get messed up again.

alright gigantic multiquote post coming up get ready for it

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Originally Posted by juji

must have responsibility to work togheter to make things better, not manipulating her.

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a former stripper with daddy issues and a hiostory of abusive relationships yeah I think it's safe to say that fucking sociopath is manipulating her

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Originally Posted by jon

do you still have them?

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I have 2 current girls I could call tonight if I felt like it. girlfriends are stupid, flings are where it's at.

it's not like you have a girlfriend either, you have a pet. move your ass to iran you sick piece of shit.

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Originally Posted by jazz

Maybe she enjoys being treated like garbage

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she's desperate for stability, and doesn't realize there are plenty of middle management types out there with just as much money as jon who will treat her like way fucking better than he does.

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Originally Posted by Desolation

you're dodging everything marks is typing because you know most, if not all, of that to be true.

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I'm not even sure why he came back here he must have known this was going to come up

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you fit all the categories of a possessive beta male power fantasy

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including being a guy in his mid 30's who unironically linked to 4chan today in 2016

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Originally Posted by Desolation

you're ramen as fuck.

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most accurate sentence in this entire thread

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Originally Posted by m0nde

leave jon alone. if you tick him off any more, his router could accidentally get messed up again.

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he should have gotten a tegra note

to be honest it is weird and creepy and probably goes back to jon's parents spanking him with a paddle with his name on it so now his close relationships are domination based with distressing BDSM undertones

To be fair, I've had a router go bananas on me once and it blocked my late girlfriend from leaving the house until sh- it was fixed

ruby, the heads are too big in your avatar

I tell ya'll this jeff foxworthy is the funniest shit I done ever seen since /b/

CAG YOU BEST NOT DONE BURNED MY BRISKIT GIRL I'LL WHUP YOU GOOD!

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Originally Posted by m0nde

ruby, the heads are too big in your avatar

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robert downy jrs head is literally too big in the original poster since they photoshop his head on there worse than what I usually do lmao

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

to be honest it is weird and creepy and probably goes back to jon's parents spanking him with a paddle with his name on it so now his close relationships are domination based with distressing BDSM undertones

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Is that the reason he turned out so mental? I was expecting to hear about his dad pushing his shit in and making him wear diapers until he was 20 or something

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

robert downy jrs head is literally too big in the original poster since they photoshop his head on there worse than what I usually do lmao

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is that mew (dessoh) with him now? i don't even really know who mew is. i think i may have seen her in a movie.

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Originally Posted by jazz

Is that the reason he turned out so mental? I was expecting to hear about his dad pushing his shit in and making him wear diapers until he was 20 or something

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that's what he told us as an example of firm parenting, so god knows what he wont talk about that he doesn't think is defensible

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Originally Posted by m0nde

is that mew (dessoh) with him now? i don't even really know who mew is. i think i may have seen her in a movie.

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she is in a great documentary about jon and cag called 10 cloverfield lane

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/d...ld5-xlarge.jpg

fun fact I was the first person on the forum to see cag's tits (but certainly not the last) she made me a topless picture sign I didn't even ask her for it she did it because I was a "nice man"

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

she is in a great documentary about jon and cag called 10 cloverfield lane

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/d...ld5-xlarge.jpg

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oh that was her! fucing excellent movie other than the ending. i think the guy who played jon was in the big lebowski and did some nf shit with roseanne barr

yeah he used to fuck roseanne when she was still a chick

don't mae me confuse him with tom arnold. that guy needs a beating.

you're thinking of randy quaid

oh right. didn't he end up a street person?

no he ran away to canada because a secret cabal of hitmen who prey on hollywood stars is after him

lmao, teknorat had me download all his videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C79UxsqoSy4

please note the barking dog in the background, the quintessential lizard background music, up there with the perpetually crying neglected baby

oh I missed an obvious joke there

rare vid of cag and jon

I have been reading this entire thread and I don't fucking care, cag is mine now. End of Discussion.

CAG DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TO CHECK THIS FORUM YOU KNOW BETTER WHAT IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU

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shure, I can come out n help y'all get yer tractor started, I just gots to tie my girlfriend up in the broom closet and I'll be on my way

http://comeontothelord.com/img/ts-redneck.jpg

shusta is lithuanian for misogynistic dickweed

My job is much better than any of your current job because I always fucking solve their problems what they are looking, I deserve cag because she is my important reward and none of your fucking business.

CAG MAKE A DINNER FOR ME NOW

http://comeontothelord.com/img/ts-redneck.jpg

I'm such an alpha male that I can only keep a woman by literally locking her in the house and separating her from any reminder of a unique identity, thereby breaking her will and ensuring she'll never realize what a shitty partner I am

ps I read 4chan and post pictures from 4chan in 2016 and I am in my mid to late 30's

http://comeontothelord.com/img/ts-redneck.jpg

ps I'm ramen as fuck

http://comeontothelord.com/img/ts-redneck.jpg

do you think cag will eventually do to jon what she did to the other two boys who fell in love with her?

I've always been surprised that all you guys are this involved in each others lives lmao.