Jonly did that to the pig lady u where married too called her lisa cody and cagQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
Jonly did that to the pig lady u where married too called her lisa cody and cagQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
would you rather put on a cag mask on your wife or a lisa mas, dp?
I wanna fyck your 90 year old father in front of u to see how many snorts u make while i dick him down
Monde pls just ahow up at my house i live in the right wing part of the state people get away with murder all the time here
It was dark i thought he was black
you're a good talker I'm sure you could negotiate an open relationship if you wanted to, it doesn't have to be one or the other.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
Why does grafiled have dp's account
shit I've done it before and I don't have half the persuasion talent that you do
The only non cringe way to do that is say it but dont like an open secert basically
dp is almost quaintly old fashioned when it comes to relationships, it's like when he was 2 he saw sesame street talking about how mommies and daddies meet and get married and have offspring and he just stopped there never considered any other options
lool, a zombie fucking a dead man in the grave before he devours whatever's left of his corpse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
that's one way to go about it, but I prefer the really open sort where you mention what you're iup to but don't rub it in each others faces, like "how was your day honey" "great, that redhead at the supermarket blew me in the stock room" "oh good you've always liked her"Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
super old fashioned i did not drink till the sun came up and made friend with every 22 year old in the bar on saturday and ended up taking like 5 of them with us to the beach, i just thorw those girls to my friends
2 of them showed up today to ride jet skis i was like oh this is so and so from wherever the fuck
why not jsut marry her or do what marks is saying?
i like my money what's left of it
hate paperwork and court love money
I hear that, marriage is a sham your relationship doesn't fucking need the state's seal of approval
if she ever leaves you you're common law anyway. she will take what ever she can get unless you have a prenup or maybe she's jsut not like that.
screw the money, he's right on principle. they're together because they want to be not because they signed a contract promising to be, that's how it should work. I'll never understand how the state ended up in the middle of sexual relationships in the first place.Quote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
it makes no sense to me either who fucking cares it acutally costs me a little bit of money durning tax time but god dam fuck the state
true enough. them being together for this long without beig married has probably saved them from getting divorced and fucking up everyone's life
and she's not like that i'm the only one on the house and separate bank accounts
no when u are married as u very well know it's much harder to break up with someone, when u break up with a gf u just break up when u get divroced u talk to 40 people and a judge and file a 10 inch thing of paper work
how much did u have to pay her a month and for how long monde even with out kids u where living in a basement nigger
zero. she had more money than me becasue she inherited a shitload from her parents. we split the house and i went to live with that woman because i was depressed as fuck then and didn't wan tto live alone. i basically had the run of the house and we did everything togetherr in and out of the house, but i did pay her some money.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
ya right when u get out of a long relationship u want to drink and fuck and blah blah blah not worry about court and money and all that shit fuck marriage
"I love you so much, but know what would make our relationship better? a trip to town hall to fill out paperwork wouldn't that be fun??"
i love the 20 grand weddings , a downpayment on a house ,, nahh fuck that let's invite 200 people i barley know and the ones i do don't like that much
meanwhile weddings are consistently the shittiest parties, they have the stupidest activities, the worst food, and the least interesting assortment of guests
you know a party concept is bad when not even an open bar can make it fun
i love open bars i love drinking as much as i can at weddings i hate when they have the dinner and toasts and shit cause they close down the bar for an hour i make sure to grab like 4 drinks to get me though right before they close in the middle
it's just not a good atmosphere for drinking unless I'm on coke and then I need a fuckload of it just to get me through because every wedding is 16 hours long
oh that's the best for me i love buring down social situations
alright well I have a girlfriend who might drag me to one sooner or later so tell me how am I supposed to disrupt a room full of grandmas yelling at each other at the top of their lungs about bullshit do I need to bring a bullhorn or do I go primal and just take a shit on the floor
I never asked lisa to make this thread and actually never spoke to her about anything before she did this. that's how insane she is. she probably had a conversation in between herself and I inside of her head
well she won't post till you put her name which everyone allready knows in the word filter
That's usually what she does
and i really would like to hear her deep thoughts on the comic elz drew of her
clay if you dont make me admin i will threaten to leave this place for the 1000000th time