Sherman, do you have a list of all your tattoos?

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behind every tattoo lies a story

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U don’t have any yet?

no i have no tattoos, they really aren't my thing. probably hurts too much for me to tolerate

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behind every tattoo lies a story

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https://www.askideas.com/media/46/Ho...Left-Wrist.jpg

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Originally Posted by m0nde

https://www.askideas.com/media/46/Ho...Left-Wrist.jpg

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thats a fat girl's arm lol

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Originally Posted by Cag.

behind every tattoo lies a story

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it's a cold michigan february. sherman parks his f250 superduty with chrome stacks front of a tattoo parlor, pausing to chuckle at the truck nutz hanging from the trailer hitch. 'never gets old', he thinks to himself as he spits out his chaw and walks inside. he approaches the artist, an olympic level douchebag with a chinstrap beard a wallet chain and a no fear t-shirt. 'give me the trashiest thing you've got', he says, and offers a precracked coconut as payment.

if i were to get a rubynet themed tattoo, what would it be?

the one ring

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thats a fat girl's arm lol

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:dogarms:

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if i were to get a rubynet themed tattoo, what would it be?

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a swastika with 14/88 under it

get the words

LISA CODY CAG on your left ass cheek

rubynet themed

Elz name for sure

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rubynet themed

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all of these are rubby themed

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Originally Posted by maks

it's a cold michigan february. sherman parks his f250 superduty with chrome stacks front of a tattoo parlor, pausing to chuckle at the truck nutz hanging from the trailer hitch. 'never gets old', he thinks to himself as he spits out his chaw and walks inside. he approaches the artist, an olympic level douchebag with a chinstrap beard a wallet chain and a no fear t-shirt. 'give me the trashiest thing you've got', he says, and offers a precracked coconut as payment.

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if i were to get a rubynet themed tattoo, what would it be?

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Get one with the names of all of the guys you used and broke their hearts here

betrayed to

tattoos are cool tattoos for names aren't

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the time has come for the government to step in and outlaw tribal tattoos, celtic fonts and barbed wire around the bicep

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same with black and grey forest tattoos those are so fucking gay

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Originally Posted by Dustin

same with black and grey forest tattoos those are so fucking gay

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nautical stars on the other hand

why is it alwways criminals who get tattoos

it isn't, tattoos are mainstream as fuck with the "look at me!" crowd

Sherman was thrown throwu a glass shower door by Lisa. it scratched up his bsvk and he got a huge Debra tattoo to cover up the scars
his arms were all scarred ad well, so he got dragon pokemenz and the Twitter logos on each arm. They make hin look buff af

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Sherman was thrown throwu a glass shower door by Lisa. it scratched up his bsvk and he got a huge Debra tattoo to cover up the scars
his arms were all scarred ad well, so he got dragon pokemenz and the Twitter logos on each arm. They make hin look buff af

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I’m just compensating because my wife Allison cucked me and my little pet rat named bobsled died choking on my leftover Popeyes chicken sandwich

3 Popeyes chicken sandwiches a day keep the doctor away

oh rooty

sherman do you have a list of all your illegitimate children

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sherman do you have a list of all your illegitimate children

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I’m not your dad

:rofl:

sherman do you have a pay stub with proof of child support payments

sherman how many coconuts do you need to slap to feed those kids

sherman at what point do you decide in between abandoning your children and paying for another tattoot

I’m a good dad, you can’t conceive though because you’re a little gay retard

sherman baddad rictards

Clay fruity salsa

unblock me, you pussy. your kids think you're a pussy for blocking me

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unblock me, you pussy. your kids think you're a pussy for blocking me

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I’ll unblock you if you stop being so gay all the time

pussy

clay, this is what ive been trying to explain. rootbeer is a complete retard

chink

Oh look ur boyfriend is here are you two gonna suck me off at the same time?