i forgot to add middleaged since shes in her 50s
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i forgot to add middleaged since shes in her 50s
morbidly abusive, what?
what am I missing exactly? are you in shape? do you have plenty of money? lots of friends who you go out and hang with? what more do I need to know?Quote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
About 2 weeks after I BOUGHT MY OWN CAR I drove into the middle of a flood, the car died and was was floating backwards until a tractor came and pulled me out.
We had to wait until it dried out a bit but I got it started again and then found an alternate rout back home
if this wasn't covid time, i would be out with my frinds at their cabin or someting. friday was a holiday and so is mondey, fuck this shit
that sucksQuote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
My car has been through a lot
But it’s still MY car that I bought myself
Cag never said it wasn't your car, she said it's a piece of shit. What a weird argument.
OH FUCK I BOUGHT COOKIES
morbidly obese. she got huge. i was literally in shock at how fat shes becomeQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
She’s never bought her own carQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
what did she drive in LAQuote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
Nothing as far as I knowQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
I don't think LA is the kind of city where you can do that, it doesn't have new york's mass transit systems
i'm tired of shitting on lisa. she did admit to lily engaging in pedo activities. now i want to focus on making lisa understand that lily did NOT stop after she found out th guy's real age
“Narrative”
i have bought a total of 3 cars, two second hand, from my own money, which i later sold, and a brand new one in 2015 that was destroyed by hail. now i have jons old 2013 altima which has nic3 leather seats
i will keep the altima until it dies. by the time im lisas age we will probably have a bigger house and ill be driving a range rover
we might as well stay where we are tho our mortgage is 100% paid off thanks to bitcoin
Not that you would have actually done anything to earn it yourself
I’m 41, that’s like 5 years away for you scag
this is narrative, see. you have this in your head and you say it because you want it to be trueQuote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
didn't she work as a stripper to pay for her own car? didn't she suck cock all the way into stepfordwifehood?Quote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
:lolno:Quote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
Oh pardon meQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Wendy <3
I do.
age isn't everything, cag looks cuter now than lisa did as a teenager
According to you but not everyoneQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
Um yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wendy <3
When have you ever fucking seen me?
I’m 41 and people always say I look younger
alright, if everyone disagrees with me it shouldn't be hard to find one example.Quote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
attn everyone, if you think lisa is better looking than cag please post itt and say so
lisa and cag, post current pics in this thread so we can compare
https://i.imgur.com/nblewi0.png not that i need to compare myself to lisa because i dont, but here's a shitty pic of me
that's pretty old, cag. post a recent one. lisa will post one from 1990 if you want to use that
that photo is like 2 weeks old lmao
bojack horseman vs fat joan riversQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
lol mean
real world numbers cag is a solid 7 and lisa is like a 3, skinny lisa was maybe a 4 and a half at best
https://i.imgur.com/nUu4YEJ.jpg i look like a checker at rite aid