Missed this before. If we assume you're telling the truth, and use that instead of 1", that would still only make your penis 5.1 inches. Congratulations you're less than an inch away from average.Quote:
Originally Posted by root ghost
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Missed this before. If we assume you're telling the truth, and use that instead of 1", that would still only make your penis 5.1 inches. Congratulations you're less than an inch away from average.Quote:
Originally Posted by root ghost
ahhaahahahahaha babydick
I refuse to believe that chode can ejaculate. Looks busted.
I wouldn't even call it a chode, chodes are short and thick, that's just kind of stubby
it's impressive he was able to produce children with it, I'm sure it doesn't shoot yogurt anywhere near the cervix. she must have been upside down or something.
the owner of that treestump dick created 17+ children. They will one day read these posts about their distant father gloating about his girth. This is America
He’s not that tallQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
its actually really funny, most posters here have very large Penises. Mine for example is easily 5 inches completely flaccid.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrHundos
maybe rootbeer has actually been mentally affected by being surrounded by massive, thick and long woman pleasers.
Put a ruler beside your dick and post a picture of it or shut the fuck up faggotQuote:
Originally Posted by root ghost
is he shorter than you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
No-one is shorter than me
Yes I am shorter than a legal midget and my penis is tiny and brokenQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
This forum loves my BWCQuote:
Originally Posted by
I have no concept of how tall lisa is it's never come up
I’m 5’1”Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
how tall is trisha?Quote:
Originally Posted by root ghost
what a coincidence, rootbeer is 5.1"Quote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
Your whoreQuote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
11/10Quote:
Originally Posted by Sunflower
ok, so @rootbeer
listen, i was just thinking about my penis right now and i decided to mesure it while soft.
its 5.2 inches soft. so basically my soft penis is longer and thicker than your erect penis which is shaped like a thumb.
just letting yiou know. okay
one cool thing is that rootbeer got fit, while lisa ballooned and at least tripled in size
Plenty of people prefer my ample ass to your flat shapeless one
Also my nipples are the same size and don’t look like they belong on an orangutan
why are you insulting my ass? its not bad looking at all. wtf lisaQuote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
LolQuote:
Originally Posted by internutt
Not you
rootbeer?Quote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
Idgaf about RootbeerQuote:
Originally Posted by internutt
my penis is bigger than his by a lot and im not even male
His dick is ugly
It's so disgusting and ugly, yet you allowed this fucking retard to live with you and spunk all over you and your home for several months. You'd take that faggot back in a heartbeat if you weren't too fat for even his standards
Nope. It was 3 months like 10 years ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by
He sent me money for a passport to come see him like last year (I spent it on weed) and continually showed me his dick until I deleted him on Facebook.
I wouldn’t have him at all, I have plenty of options.
Lift up your gut josh and show us all yours.
Not to mention I’m not as fat as his past two wives
More excuses for you being a desperate whore
You were actually worse than Bev in my serverQuote:
Originally Posted by
Every time I flirted with anybody you started getting mad
If I were desperate I would be all over you, but that’s not the case because I have better options to fuck with
so you stole money from him?Quote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
Because it's fucking disgusting. Nobody wants to see that retarded shit, especially when you look the way you do and how that sort of desperation for sexual attention from others drove your internet junkie boyfriend to suicideQuote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
No he gave it to meQuote:
Originally Posted by Desolation
$300 for a passport
But he was so busy cheating on everyone that I went and spent it on weed
D/c
Sue me
Oh HURRY Lisa and post your assQuote:
Originally Posted by
HURRY
Should I screenshot you doing that?
There was nothing to see except some text between me and others
And it’s less disgusting than some of the shit you posted
So you stole money from him and you had plans to meet up with him about a year ago. :\Quote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits